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Trump is coming for Taylor Swift? With her legions of devoted fans. Mkay.

Bold move. Who is he going to come for next? The mob? Beyonce?

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They're going after the NFL too, which also has legions of fans, by claiming the Super Bowl is rigged and deciding to root for the 49ers over the Kansas City Chiefs, a team in a city that they consider the heartland of America. Yes, they are rooting for a team from a city* that they have described as a crime-ridden hellscape (I live here, it's not) for who knows how long. I very much doubt this irony has occurred to any of them.

*I know they actually play in Santa Clara now but they are still the San Francisco 49ers

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"Taylor Swift, of course, also a psy-op for the NFL wives out there, all the moms who are, like, just not really watching the games but maybe watching because of Taylor Swift. And then they tell their husbands, well, you better not vote against Trump. Because Taylor told me not to you and I saw her at the NFL game, you wouldn't want to cross your favorite team, would you?"

WTF does any of this word salad even mean

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These guys are human ChatGTP's

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I started to think up a Q Anon style conspiracy about T.Swift based on her birthday, but as I fleshed it out I realized it would be better suited for my purposes bc we share the same b-day (I'm exactly ten years older). Anyhoo, stay tuned to my Substack for that little nugget to drop.

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Man, Taylor Swift has gotten a lot of hate since she refused to be nazi wank material.

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Oh she still is, guaranteed. They just cry more than normal while they rage wank.

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Omg. They are completely losing their fucking minds. And I’m so here for it.

Alina Habba now seen as a deep state plant to destroy Trump. Lolololol.

https://www.rawstory.com/alina-habba-deep-state-plant/

It just keeps getting better.

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The stable genius keeps falling for these deep-state infiltrators

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They cannot fail, they can only be failed.

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Maybe I'm missing something, but has Taylor Swift given any indication that she might endorse Biden or get involved in the election in any way, or this another one of those things were conservatives make up a scenario in their head out of whole cloth and then proceed to shit their pants over it?

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I think what she's going to do is not endorse "Joe Biden" by name, but tell her flock, "I think that we should be voting for somebody who cares about saving the planet, and about poor people, and about women's reproductive rights, and about protecting our borders without massacres, and about Ukraine..."

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She didn’t endorse him for 2024 but I think she did for 2020 and I know she called the Nazis pathetic looooossseeeerss. So they have Grudge.

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Yeah they've got notorious pants-shitter Ted Nugent. BWAHAHAHA!

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To get out of Vietnam. A real "patriot". LOL

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“the guy that they want her to endorse is a kind of stumbling, bumbling mess, doesn’t have the energy to give a 30 minute speech, let alone perform a three hour concert like she does? He also is kind of very creepy. She may want to check out those creepy videos, they’re online.” I assume this refers to trump. And we have all seen the creepy videos and heard the disgusting shit that pours from his pursed lips.

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I couldn't pick Ms Swift out of a lineup (Visually or auditorially) but I salute anyone who can give these fascists the vapors.

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“Which is like saying, “They might have chocolate cake, but it’s OK, we have three turds covered in syphilis frosting, and that’s cool too.”

I love Evan’s writing so much.

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I don’t find the song. Is it just right here right now title not watching the world wake up?

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If anybody missed it, Aaron Rupar also has a MAGAts-vs-Swift piece up:

https://www.publicnotice.co/p/taylor-swift-causes-trumpers-to-lose-it-kelce

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Aaron writes well, i enjoyed reading that - thanks

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I have never heard a Taylor Swift song. Just not my thing — more of a Mahler type here. But damn, I love her and wish her well.

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If you have ever walked into a store or a restaurant with music playing, I GUARANTEE you have heard a TayTay song. You may not have realized, or cared for it, but you’ve heard one. They are UBIQUITOUS.

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I remember, about ten years ago, being unable to walk into a diner without hearing "she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts..." I finally asked somebody who that was.

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I can't name a single T Swizzle song except Shake it Off, but I adore her, her insane power, and her potential to literally save America. Oh, and making the fascist turd cutters freak out...oh man, please more of this. Drive them all to madness and irrelevance.

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I'm not super familiar with Taylor's music, but I think she writes a lot of songs about what disappointing losers her boyfriends have been, which surely contributes to her popularity--and the rage it provokes in pathetic jagoffs like Jesse Watters.

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My young friends have been educating me. "Yeah, mansplain to the young women about what music should be relevant to them. Watched this today & the first song made me cheer & the last 2 songs made me cry & I'm 74." -Katie

https://twitter.com/TertleKatie/status/1752501318269206986

That'll take you to a TinyDeskConcert by Taylor Swift.

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