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Aha! You may be right. Honey is my very favorite thing. Try some Acacia honey and your life will never be the same.

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I really want to ask them, if back in their day lesbians wore high heels to bed like they do nowadays.

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"Give my Hillary her countryGive my Hillary her moneyThen get out of here."

-- Dr. Magnus Honey

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Your inner gay man may actually be a bear. Most of us are STILL waiting.

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No, but Outback is.

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♫ Well, she's never heard of AllentownThey've done closed all of the factories down... ♫

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I found out about the lesbian/Subaru thing the day after I bought my Outback. I was showing it to a buddy and he said "Cool car - every lesbian I know owns one." Which prompted me to check the googles. I guess I'll try to sell it in Palm Springs when I'm ready for another.

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He'd turn down their dinner invitation to go hang out with these women.

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I think this is one of the times she'll make an exception. The more the merrier!

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The late, great Roald Dahl. Wrote the excellent 'revolting rhymes' with the cracking line at the end of Little Red Riding Hood 'The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. She aims it at the creature's head And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.'Also a proponent of measles vaccinations.

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If you've really never heard of Roald Dahl (and how can this be possible? The witches? The BFG? Matilda?) I feel like I will be able to take credit for a small but intense amount of joy in your life- his work is ace! Perfect for small children, and those who retain their childlike wonder and curiosity! Especially Revolting Rhymes. http://monologues.co.uk/Chi...

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regular applications of canine excreta would be more appropriate.

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Aw, you look cute every day! :)

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Had a discussion about how Hillary should be in jail for treason today. JFC. I just laughed at the guy, and asked why it was, that after the Repubs in Congress spent how many millions of dollars investigating her, they didn't find shit?

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At least my mother can't bring herself to vote for Trump. She finds him to idiotic to even consider, yet she hates Hillary Clinton. Actually she hates BOTH Clintons, because of reasons. At least she doesn't watch Fox News, but she reads Republican dipshit newspaper columnists and believes their dumb shit.

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