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Y'all don't know the fun of inflating the old foreskin with Pee. Hang on tight then.... splash great fun for youraverage eight-year-old goy.

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Those what have been mutilated in the cock for cultural or religious reasons are excused if your folks just shopped of the end of your turtleneckd sailor reasons? I'm sorry

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nadine?

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my mom (canadian but too much wsj / murdoch) raises this shit every once in a while (or 'it's about state's rights, not slavery', 'the south has a reason to be mad').

mr. fuflans is a (very educated, erudite) southern liberal. usually nips that shit in the bud with a single well placed missile.

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Also, most of them were, you know, dead.

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Silurians!

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The non-Euclidean geometry and CYCLOPEAN HORROR of the architecture of the dorms can be a real bitch when you're late to an early class.

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Dude must be on some kinda Hasid trip.

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I like your neighbor. He is earnest, forthright, and sincere. He hungers for knowledge. Also, he does his own laundry. I would trade him for my neighbors in a heartbeat.

Here is what I learn from my neighbors on the rare occasions when I don't silence them in the elevator with the baleful glare of a maniac capable of spontaneous violence:

~My children are magical beings of immeasurable importance ~Do not touch my children; they will melt; do not touch them even when they amusingly push all the elevator buttons; this is called Discovering the World and we welcome it as a nurturing moment ~Or else ~Swearing near my children will make puppies die ~Why is the service around here so poor? ~I am a precious and enlightened being ~I don't follow politics, because it harshes my self-actualization ~The people who do my laundry are ... actually, whatever, I don't know ~Somebody should do something about all the problems ~I am progressive ~My real-estate taxes are too high ~Private nursery school is totally the way to go ~Have I mentioned how much I like my children? ~My dog is also wonderful

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It's an article of faith in right-wing world that Franklin Delano Rosenvelt <i>let</i> Japan attack Pearl Harbor so America could help communist Russia.

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Uncle FNMA!

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If the laundry guy is a Christian nutjob, he should believe that Hell is in the middle of the earth. Or does he think that Satan is a misspelling of Sven?

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I thought that was to hide Santa's workshop. You mean there's no Santa?!? Thanks a lot Jews.

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There's a goyisher momzer if ever I saw one.

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Because Leni Riefenstahl just <em>had</em> to go and ruin it for the rest of us, that's why.

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A member of my family tried to explain how the Civil War was about taxes not slavery. I said, "It was about slavery. Southerners bragged about it at the time." He probably wrote a blog post about his crazy relative from Connecticut.

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