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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Trump is a black hole of desperation trying to fill itself with the validation of others.

Hobbes17's avatar

Oh god. Just when you think he can't get any more needy and pathetic...

mailman27's avatar

So you marry the Crown prince's ex-wife, and that makes you King of England? Good to know.

Cranky Man's avatar

You heard it here first. No matter the results of the 2020 elections, it'll be Donald Trump the first. Somehow, someway, some man of gawd will coronate him. Then he'll order an invasion of Scotland so the wind farm can be demolished. You think I'm crazy? Then why did he name his kid Baron?

Cranky Man's avatar

Assuming there is any civilization a hundred years from now, this shit will be the subject of many scholary works.

Cranky Man's avatar

Garbage wrapped in skin.

Tony Prost's avatar

what if I marry Prince Harry? How many people would I have to kill before I was King?

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

It’s all part of the rules of successing.

Gigglesnort's avatar

Why would people who have actual castles buy a condo in Trump's trash palace, which is basically Bubba's idea of a classy place? So they could rub shoulders with petty grifters and mob guys, not to mention creepy Donald himself?

Cyberwulf's avatar

whoa dude actually.

actually.

just say for the sake of argument that wee ickle George is gay and marries a guy

1) could he still be king

2) would his husband be the King Consort or the Prince Consort