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Trump is a black hole of desperation trying to fill itself with the validation of others.

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Oh god. Just when you think he can't get any more needy and pathetic...

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So you marry the Crown prince's ex-wife, and that makes you King of England? Good to know.

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You heard it here first. No matter the results of the 2020 elections, it'll be Donald Trump the first. Somehow, someway, some man of gawd will coronate him. Then he'll order an invasion of Scotland so the wind farm can be demolished. You think I'm crazy? Then why did he name his kid Baron?

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Assuming there is any civilization a hundred years from now, this shit will be the subject of many scholary works.

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Garbage wrapped in skin.

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what if I marry Prince Harry? How many people would I have to kill before I was King?

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It’s all part of the rules of successing.

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Why would people who have actual castles buy a condo in Trump's trash palace, which is basically Bubba's idea of a classy place? So they could rub shoulders with petty grifters and mob guys, not to mention creepy Donald himself?

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whoa dude actually.

actually.

just say for the sake of argument that wee ickle George is gay and marries a guy

1) could he still be king

2) would his husband be the King Consort or the Prince Consort

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