Can we take a rain check, Tim? Maybe get back to you later? How about never, Tim, would that work? ‘Cause “never” works great for us. Tell you what Tim, don’t call us…
Said Tim Scott when he announced he was leaving the campaign:
"With my girlfriend, I've discovered this thing called 'fucking.' It's great, and I plan to spend the next year experimenting with that and not wasting my time trying to become Trump's ball cleaner."
Listen, they had to search far and wide to find a woman to play her. Do you think they signed her for less than a year? She's stuck in the roll for now.
I'm guessing it took so long for the public to meet Mindy because Timmy was having a hard time finding anyone willing to pose as his Not At All Fake No Really Guys She's A Real Flesh & Blood Female Human Being girlfriend. Either that or the price per appearance rate was holding up negotiations.
He should have waited until Trump is found ineligible to run. Then we will have a contest between DeSantis and Christy and Haley and the rest. Except Vivik, he’s too radical.
And what did those remarkable people say is the smelly, treasonous reason for “not now?” Was it 6’2, 230 lbs like Muhammad Ali in his prime and have flaxen hair like spun faux gold? Does it grab pageant contestants by the pussy and threaten to lock up immigrants and political opponents in concentration camps? Did they say, “not now, Tim, because you are losing by 79 points to our true orange lord?” That is indeed remarkable.
Yes folks, Matt Schlapp! The man with the name nobody could mock. Who is NOT GAY YOU'RE GAY! LOOK AT TIM SCOTT OVER THERE! I BET HE HAS A GAY FOR HIS BEST FRIEND! NOT ME! HE'S NOT MY TYPE! AND I'M NOT GAY!
Gee, I wonder how many Black speakers Bob Jones featured back in the days when "associations" between Black male and white female students were strictly forbidden?
Also, since is the last chance I'll have to say this: I don't fucking care if the guy has a girlfriend or not, and IMHO it's a waste of time for anyone else to either.
"the most remarkable people on the planet" [citation needed]
Can we take a rain check, Tim? Maybe get back to you later? How about never, Tim, would that work? ‘Cause “never” works great for us. Tell you what Tim, don’t call us…
Signed, The Most Remarkable People On The Planet
<Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do!>
I think there's a better chance he won't do anything we would do.
Said Tim Scott when he announced he was leaving the campaign:
"With my girlfriend, I've discovered this thing called 'fucking.' It's great, and I plan to spend the next year experimenting with that and not wasting my time trying to become Trump's ball cleaner."
I knew a guy who lost his virginity at 56. Like every single male, he immediately acted like he'd invented sex.
Lol, is Mindy still around this week? I do hope for follow up reporting in case she's a beard or bait for tfg to grope in hopes of VP offer.
Listen, they had to search far and wide to find a woman to play her. Do you think they signed her for less than a year? She's stuck in the roll for now.
Possibly another Explore Talent recruit like Bobert and Owens?
not to be mean, but are we sure he's gay? seems to be a lot of bashing of the g/f as fake
I hope the check cleared. Otherwise, shiny xtian girlfriend probably has lots of words to say about gums..
I saw someone comment they had to wait until the actors' strike ended before they could bring her out.
I'm guessing it took so long for the public to meet Mindy because Timmy was having a hard time finding anyone willing to pose as his Not At All Fake No Really Guys She's A Real Flesh & Blood Female Human Being girlfriend. Either that or the price per appearance rate was holding up negotiations.
He should have waited until Trump is found ineligible to run. Then we will have a contest between DeSantis and Christy and Haley and the rest. Except Vivik, he’s too radical.
I'm not sure even Tim Scott is convinced the things Tim Scott is saying are true. Ah well, see ya in the funny pages, Tim!
Poorly executed beards are nothing new for conservatives.
Fuck Ted Cruz!
Sorry. Reflex.
And what did those remarkable people say is the smelly, treasonous reason for “not now?” Was it 6’2, 230 lbs like Muhammad Ali in his prime and have flaxen hair like spun faux gold? Does it grab pageant contestants by the pussy and threaten to lock up immigrants and political opponents in concentration camps? Did they say, “not now, Tim, because you are losing by 79 points to our true orange lord?” That is indeed remarkable.
He quit because his beard maintenance was becoming too expensive...
Yes folks, Matt Schlapp! The man with the name nobody could mock. Who is NOT GAY YOU'RE GAY! LOOK AT TIM SCOTT OVER THERE! I BET HE HAS A GAY FOR HIS BEST FRIEND! NOT ME! HE'S NOT MY TYPE! AND I'M NOT GAY!
Mindy was the only thing I remembered from the debate I didn't watch. And that was only because I read this post.
"𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘯,” [𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘉𝘰𝘣 𝘑𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘜𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘯 2020].
Gee, I wonder how many Black speakers Bob Jones featured back in the days when "associations" between Black male and white female students were strictly forbidden?
Also, since is the last chance I'll have to say this: I don't fucking care if the guy has a girlfriend or not, and IMHO it's a waste of time for anyone else to either.