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threw money in to fortify you all through this

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This is the only “journal” I subscribe to.

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Proud to be one of the 6.7%.

Of course, you keep throwing cute babby pics at me, which are my weakness, so what else can I do?

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I wish you happy times in your new place!

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Probably gonna have to have a judge with secret clearance kinda stuff, eventually, - probably not her -

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I'm in! Not for a lot, because I'm swimming in a bit of red ink lately. But Wonkette gives me such pleasure on days like today. Thanks to everyone at Wonkette!!

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If anyone who can toss a few bucks in is wavering, I would like to point out that my coolness factor keeps going up every month when I get my receipt email. Its like a little extra our Editrix adds to the email! If you can't, I totally get it. It wasn't until earlier this year I got enough ahead I could send a modest amount; every time I couldn't but vowed I would when my finances could handle it I got a half point coolness bump.Also, I found out since I started contributing that my co-worker, a local rapper, has been working on a song where I am the Scourge of Karens, uncanceling the unjustly canceled and in turn cancelling the Karens. He's also a huge stoner, so the song may take a while to finish. Are the two events connected? Maybe? Maybe not? I'm not saying a stoner rapper who works overnights will rap a new verse to you about your exploits every month or so, but I'm not saying g it won't happen either.Please donate if you can. I need you guys to help keep me a little bit saner.

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It's Evan's day off. I HAD TO DO IT!

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I contributed to the chaos!

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Happy Birthday Donna Rose! Happy Birthday Wonkette! May you have many many years ahead of you!!

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I'm just here for the adorable, soon-to-be eight year old. Did that sound weird? That sounded weird. Have more dollars.

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Ok, I KNEW you did something to those girls to make the skin on their faces so luminous and beautiful! So it’s wet tissue paper and cucumbers??

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Mine is being weird about the EV, not payments. We need to colab.

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Mm-hm. You know they're singing "I want a little sugar in mah bowl."

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I never read these things. I just send a few bucks.

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Talk about sacrificing your first-born!

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