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"you just name your parents... [et al]"you don't even get into the building unless that's a known quantity. It's whether you can keep your mouth shut when somebody more powerful steps on someone else, whether you can help cover up a tangled mess before it's made public, and whether you can yuk it up over cigars and expensive scotch with the big boys after it's all done.

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I have friends on Earth.

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My husband thinks his old man made him a "gift" of the money, as he is quite wealthy, (something to do with make-up) IIRC. That doesn't mean the money wasn't funneled from elsewhere though.

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All of us, probably, fending off horny teenage boys is a rite of passage.

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Really, you're asking too much...:(

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This is difficult to upvote, but 100% correct.

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I was wondering if Nancy Pelosi and Schumer are the ones who've told all the Democrats not to speak out and contradict the GOP crap all this time. I feel like someone must have made this decision-- this terrible decision that has got us where we are.

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Now-- my story I always tell but it was so traumatic. Once I was at a dinner, and after dinner Bork came along and then stopped to talk to someone and he put his huge butt on our table so he could chat. Right beside my plate. I looked around at him so he'd know there were still people at the table and he looked down "so what?" then went back to talking. He'd been at a table with Clarence and Ginny Thomas. Truly. It was a special table for large Originalists. Everybody at our table was excellent though. Everybody at our table believed in A Living Document! Just kidding-- the question didn't actually arise.

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Not to mention the thought that an effing judge thought his calendars to be evidence of not raping.

"See, I never wrote 'tried to rape girl' on any of these days, so, that's proof!"

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With Republicans it's always an act of revenge. I can't remember a time when Republicans proffered a piece of legislation that could stand on its own merits...as a pure entity...that wasn't "in response" to the Democrats. Truly.

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BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RAMEN!

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I love bacon-flavored Spam!! There! I said it.

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It wouldn't even have to be REAL money. Casino chips!

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Or cry........................................................much.

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Yes. This--and voting against the Rs in the 2018 mid-terms, getting the House. That helped, too.

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