Hey, Wonkansanites! The 2013 Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is thundering into your fine state like... like... like two road-ragey ladies in a Prius, we think! And tonight is the night that they will "drop the bomb" on Lawrence, Kansas, a joke that we are 100% certain you guys have not been thoroughly tired of since 1983 at all! Be there, or risk the fallout:
Well, you're way ahead of me. Congrats on digital competence.