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If I remember right from my short time living in flagstaff, AZ only has 4 counties total

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It would actually be ideal if Trump got "zero" votes. Because he's what they call a "criminal", and he's only one step in front of the law- and that one step is the occupancy of the White House. The guy's platform is, for real, "vote for me, keep me outta jail."

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At this point, Trump's only hope of victory is to kill everybody under the age of 65 and everybody over the age of 65.

And he seems right on target.

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Better with a neutral voice, you Republicans! You don't want to sound like weirdos. Once she speaks that way to the reporter in the hallway---she's no statesman (woman).

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This is a greater sacrifice than many, even most, of us could make. So, sadly, this makes it easier to throw the whole thing over the side and talk about something else. Kelly 2020!!

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"Well then. Whew!! What a relief!

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Sometimes it gets a little too exciting!

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Umm, here in Phoenix 87 is considered cool weather. 😎

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I dunno. We could keep her ass and get rid of the rest. With votes, naturally.

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Seriously! I was working at the Pima Co Dem HQ a bunch of years ago phone banking during Gabby's last race; She and Mark came to rah rah the troops and everyone raced up to...shake hands and get autographs from the astronaut :-)

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pretty much.

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There are 14 (number popped into my head, went to the intertubez to check and I was right. Thanks Mrs Snyder! (my 3rd grade teacher) but yeah.

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I dunno that I'd call either of the Kelly boys 'handsome', but I do know that Gabby is one lucky lady having Mark as her husband because he is absolutely wonderful.

As is she, of course.

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Didn't help that she went on Laura Ingraham's show, and Ingraham was all, like, "Well I'm not a liberal hack...so would you mind answering the question from me?"

And McSally was all, "Durrrrr..."

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That's not why.

It's only that they are more afraid of the Blue Sharknado that could wipe them ALL out (thanks in no part to their hitching their star to Trump in the first place), so they're performing damage control. So this is all an attempt at Image Rehabilitation. Once the stench of Trump has subsided, it's back to GOP business as usual for them.

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McSally was like a nerd girl auditioning to join the Mean RW Bitch Club. She insulted Manu and was like "How'd I do?", proud of how brave she was. Kinda flubbed her lines, though.Unimpressive. For the world to see.What she gets, wanting so badly to join the Orange Clown Possegrabber and the Repuggalos.

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