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The Quirk's avatar

Does it have a vibrating tip? For, uh, "massage"?

bobbert's avatar

<i>"Vibriam Dildonis!"</i>

bobbert's avatar

I'm thinking a visit from Castiel would top things off nicely.

fuflans's avatar

mixing LOTR and HP is like mixing wand streams. wonkette is going to turn into some weird red - green neon pathway while lily potter's disembodied head tells us we have the strength to implement obamacare.

actually that sounds kinda cool.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This guy is Sarah Palin's kinda Catholic. HA HA. JK. He's also too liberal.

<i>"some in the Church still use [exorcism] to cast out demons from people"</i> Dubya is still possessed by Dick Cheney. Get hoppin'!

The Bishop should keep in mind the Queen is the most powerful piece on the board.

Mahousu's avatar

It's not exactly an exorcism, but I heard if you mix Bishop Paprocki and Coke, he explodes. I think there's a YouTube video about it.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>exorcism in reparation for the sin of same-sex marriage.</i>

So does this mean that after he performs his little "exorcism", the same-sex marriage bill will be all holy and blessed by the Catholic church?

Why, yes. I think it does.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I have feeling that this exorcism will involve young altar boys…. lots of young naked altar boys.

Fartknocker's avatar

I hope he uses his immense powers to make it rain on outdoor gay weddings because watching two rain-soaked babes is sexy hawt.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Nickelback? Do you *want* to be hauled to The Hague for war crimes charges?

PsycWench's avatar

I would attend the exorcism but I'm still waiting for my own copy of the gay agenda. PDF is fine.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the devil can appear “in various forms of opposition to and persecution of the church,”</i>

Whaddaya got to put an end to all your obscene kid-fucking? Oh, that's right, NOTHING!