Trump Appears Shot
'Second Amendment solutions' are *bad actually*.
FIRST: Not a single one of you perfect angels will write ANYTHING in my comments that can be construed as wishing that an apparent projectile of some sort had succeeded. No matter what you think quietly in your brain.
SECOND: There are all kinds of options for what just happened at Donald Trump’s rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, or rather two. There are two kinds of options. False flag? Absolutely could be! Bob Roberts was a great movie! An actual attempted assassin? Could be that too, and we do not know until we know.
THIRD: This is going to rile up the Right like FUCKING CRAZY. Be careful out there.
FOURTH: We don’t kill people. We don’t ideate on killing people. If someone on our side did this — and they very well may have — they were bad and wrong and badwrong. We wish only for bad people to die lonely and alone.
FIFTH: I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a well-organized militia, fuck you Antonin Scalia and Heller decision.
SIXTH: GOD DAMN IT.
Okay guys, it's not that you're not being good, but I don't trust you. Because you're terrible.
Ima close the comments and encourage you to go watch Some Like It Hot with Ziggy. And no talking about it there I'm pretty sure!
I think it's time for more beer and weed.