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They jizzed in their pants and are now recovering?

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In a place that was called "Spanish Florida" for a very long time, he are a racist dummy.

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Dr. Birx is apparently someone who believes in compromise and consensus, and as well fears for her job which is why she's been carrying water for the president throughout the world health emergency. I'm not being critical. It is how some women, especially, get their goals accomplished. But we're not fooled. We all know what's going on. And even she can't, in good conscience, hide the truth because the pandemic is spreading to more and more parts of the county. Yes, including rural.So it's not a lib-conspiracy after all.

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SER has no patience. That is why we love him, he says what we all should be thinking.

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> It's 92 days until the presidential election, which should last about a month. Donald Trump is behind in the polls, but as we're often told, he still has time to turn things around. He just needs to not be Donald Trump for the next three monthsratfuck the election to kingdom come.

Fixed.

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There are many reasons we all love him. Oh, we like the others [waves hand in general direction of Wonkywriters] well enough, don't misunderstand, but SER . . . [shrugs, grins fopishly]

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Exactly. I'd had some hopes for him after he got elected (nope, I didn't vote for him), but he's now crawled soooo far up trump's behind that he can't be extricated. It'll be exciting (?) to see how school openings go here. A number of my friends who're teachers have resigned, even if they didn't have another job to go to.

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It is repeatedly amazing to me that IT think everything, and I do mean everything, is about IT. But I guess this is how narcissism works.

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I wondered about that too. Is it the royal "we"? Normally, IT has no problem saying "I" every other word. Perhaps IT is attempting to say that IT has so many people bigly and yoogely standing right there with IT who totally believe in whatever IT says IT's doing.

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I just read that over 60 percent of Sturgis's population is demanding that the bike rally not take place this year. I feel so sorry for those living in Sturgis. It's just going to turn into another hotspot.

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That's what happened in Jacksonville, FL, regarding the RNC. Jax's mayor desperately wanted the convention. But then some businesspersons and citizens became furious and started lawsuits. The number of people opposing the RNC's presence grew and grew. And now IT and ITs cronies will not be descending upon those of us here in North Florida. Whew!

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And then there are the women who are stomped down again and again by their men and their religion, who feel that they have no rights, other than cooking and childbearing, and that they "stand by their man." Yes, there still is that population of women. Sadly. And they're also the ones who wear. T-shirts that read, "President Trump can grab me by the pussy any time!" (probably misspelled).

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FL's governor, Ron DeSantis (lately known as "Ron DeSatan") tried for a while to tell us that rural communities (and amazingly enough, FL has lots of rural, agricultural, aquacultural areas; farming is a very big source of income in FL, and not just tourism) were getting the virus because of "Hispanic workers." That went over like a lead balloon, and DeSatan seems to have shut up about that.

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It amazes me that none of ITs followers comprehends that IT will turn on them in a heartbeat. Sad. Pathetic. Bigly.

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Exactly. IT hates, hates, hates women. And IT hates anyone who gets attention when IT does not. Look at how IT said that IT had been asked to throw out the first pitch, but that IT was too busy dealing with the "China virus." (That'd be a first, since IT's ignored the pandemic.) IT was so jealous of Dr. Fauci for throwing out the first pitch that IT couldn't contain ITself.

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Simply more confirmation T. rump is wrong about everything.

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