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I'm going to rob my bank and then call it a "account balance disagreement."

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And I would have returned the money that was rightfully mine that they planted during the search if they had just asked nicely. Anyway I declassified it.

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Perhaps was thinking of Dickens? "If the law supposes that, the law is a ass".

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If one likes another's fecal matter upon their flesh and mucus membranes .

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He pretty clearly gave the bone saw Saudis all Israel's nuclear information.

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Nancy Pelosi made fucking sure they were not given the chance.They might have done it.They did it for W.

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I remember a time when we only had eight.

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I bet he couldn't come up with anything better than Patsy Baloney.

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A majority of (white) people could live on one income, so there wasn't the market for processed food that could be prepared with minimal time and work. People were forced to eat healthy foods. Once households became two-income, there wasn't time to make things from scratch, so we started eating crap filled with sugar and chemicals.

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They learned from George W. Bush's Threat Levels. Crank that shit up to Orange, you know some terrible stuff was on its way down the pike they didn't want to talk about.

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We can't stress this enough-- these are lifetime sinecures these hacks have gotten their lunch-hooks into. Trump got to pick three of 'em. So, we basically can't elect any more GOP chief executives for the next, ahhh, forty years??? (I won't be around for most of that indefinite future. Please see to it!!)

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It's no longer a rumor that tRump tried to sell secrets to Zambia and Zimbabwe, he finally found the stolen CIA guidebook of countries starting with "Z", so now he completed his quest to peddle secrets to every country from Angola to Zimbabwe. He skipped Afghanistan because it is too broke to pay.

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They may tell Trump to fuck off.They were installed to implement theocratic fascism not to save one ugly weird stupid old man.

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That Biden's presidency is hounded by the sexist pig he helped put on the court is kind of horribly just.Except everyone gets fucked. Not just Biden.

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Can't The Fat Guy just be euthanized and everyone can get their lives back to normal?

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Oh take a class. If you know absolutely nothing about a topic but just want an opportunity to harsh on working moms, just consider taking a big slurp of nice warm STFU.

There was a huge increase in sugar, particularly in children's cereals, in the late 70s.

The FTC had a "kid-vid" investigation and proposed limiting sugar in breakfast foods and advertisements for sugary foods on kid tv shows. They predicted an epidemic of obesity and an explosion in never-before-seen kids diabetes. The results were scientifically grounded and widely mocked. They have been proven completely correct.

As a result of this scientific effort to regulate food, celebrated rapist and the guy who primaried Carter, errrr great liberal lion, Kennedy worked to 0 out the FTC budget for fucking with Big Sugar. He destroyed the FTC research function and gutted the agency.

It is not because Mommy is not at home making food, that is an ignorant and sexist comment.

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