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Wookie Monster's avatar

Say what you want about Harvey Birdman, he did help Shaggy and Scooby beat that possession charge.

trumpyyoucandostupidthings's avatar

Wait. I'm confused. if it's an article about John Eastman, why is there a picture of Bill Barr at a defense table under it?

Brenda Riese's avatar

"Marshall v. Madison" - didn't go to law school, did you. Try Marbury vs. Madison.

Tosca's avatar

That poor kid. That's a lot of future therapy.

Zyxomma's avatar

Jack Smith? Here's your co-defendant.

Ta, Gary. Great summary.

Zyxomma's avatar

Should have scrolled down.

Steely_Fan's avatar

I see Bill "Low" Barr more like Droopy Dog than Fred: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Some kind of Fred's avatar

Trying to re-create their abusive family of origin?

just_jim's avatar

You misspelled pushing the Federalist Society and their funders into a vat of boiling oil. With votes of course.

Daniel's avatar

"Why not call Ben Affleck, he played an accountant in that movie The Accountant."

FUCKING SPOILERS!

Daniel's avatar

Thank you for using "disinterested" correctly.

harryeagar's avatar

This morning, NPR had a wrapup on this, and it was about one-yenth as informative as Gary's. Among other things, it said Eastman would call as a witness CPA Fried, but neglected to mention that Fried was kiboshed seversl days before.

Joan Kroc should ask for her money back.

harryeagar's avatar

I have two, maybe not mutually exclusive ideas:

1. Needy people gravitate toward the neediest person in American public life.

2. Based on observation of schizophrenics in my life, they tend to cling to each other.

harryeagar's avatar

Going for the sympathy vote.

meh's avatar

He’s a traitor, and deserves the harshest punishment possible. I would gleefully attend such an event, were it public.

meh's avatar

I’d use a vat of nitric acid, and work slowly and carefully.