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Say what you want about Harvey Birdman, he did help Shaggy and Scooby beat that possession charge.

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Wait. I'm confused. if it's an article about John Eastman, why is there a picture of Bill Barr at a defense table under it?

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"Marshall v. Madison" - didn't go to law school, did you. Try Marbury vs. Madison.

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That poor kid. That's a lot of future therapy.

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Jack Smith? Here's your co-defendant.

Ta, Gary. Great summary.

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Should have scrolled down.

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I see Bill "Low" Barr more like Droopy Dog than Fred: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Trying to re-create their abusive family of origin?

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You misspelled pushing the Federalist Society and their funders into a vat of boiling oil. With votes of course.

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"Why not call Ben Affleck, he played an accountant in that movie The Accountant."

FUCKING SPOILERS!

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Thank you for using "disinterested" correctly.

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This morning, NPR had a wrapup on this, and it was about one-yenth as informative as Gary's. Among other things, it said Eastman would call as a witness CPA Fried, but neglected to mention that Fried was kiboshed seversl days before.

Joan Kroc should ask for her money back.

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I have two, maybe not mutually exclusive ideas:

1. Needy people gravitate toward the neediest person in American public life.

2. Based on observation of schizophrenics in my life, they tend to cling to each other.

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Going for the sympathy vote.

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He’s a traitor, and deserves the harshest punishment possible. I would gleefully attend such an event, were it public.

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I’d use a vat of nitric acid, and work slowly and carefully.

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