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pixeloid's avatar

That's something I'd really rather not think about.

Rickyphoo's avatar

Sorry, Pence only listens to Mother and God... well, his version of God.

SeanT1001's avatar

It's a well-known fact that Trump doesn't wash his tiny hands... so hope springs eternal...

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Thanks! I'm sure he had good advice. Mine was caught early, they took the whole thing out and pathology report back this am was good news.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

that would be the ultimate irony, wouldn't it?

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

However, the spirochetes are very territorial so they act like an immune system and make any other pathogens wear concrete flagella.

Stulexington's avatar

I'm just gonna go watch the Babylon 5 episode where the entire race got wiped out because religious doctrine interfered with treatment of a disease. You know, for reasons.

Woof!'s avatar

So of trump and the republicans keep downplaying coronavirus and calling it a hoax....maybe his dipshit base won't take it seriously, and they'll spread it amongst themselves like wildfire. Then by November, maybe enough of their old asses will have passed on for trump to take a beating at the polls.

Woof!'s avatar

Or because Babylon 5 is still the best scifi show that anyone ever put out on TV.

Delu's avatar

They will also spread it to the rest of America.

Which, in hindsight, might just be the logical outcome.

Woof!'s avatar

Not if the coasts wash their hands while the heartland runs around high-fiving each other at trump rallies.

chimpevil_redux's avatar

Can you say clusterfuck? Yes I knew you could.

Hither and Yawn's avatar

I've had to train (apathetic, passive aggressive) co-workers with advanced degrees on how to properly don a face mask; I'm not going to risk them hurting themselves with a different song.

doug r's avatar

Well, the Premier of BC posted this: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Dianna Deem's avatar

Two countries separated by the same language.