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The one place in the world where it's appropriate to throw bananas at the gorillas.

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Threat Level Midnight

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Ads by Disqus that cover up Disqus content are annoying bullshit.

That's it, that's the comment.

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Alcatraz is a bird sanctuary and smells like it too (pelicans, seagulls, cormorants, etc).

Having said that, we don't need that bloated orange gasbag fouling our fowl.

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But, he could be the Birdman of Alcatraz, Part 2! Now who could play him? Hmm.

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California would have a budget surplus for... as long as trump lives.

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The second Trump thinks there's any chance he'll get prison time, he'll be on his way to Moscow. "Up to ten years in prison" means nothing without a specified minimum.

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Sure is. Bad Sisters Apple TV. It’s a great watch.

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Also, when that punishment comes, regardless of what it is. This is almost certainly going to drag out in court for years.

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And that's just the D.C. Grand Jury. No word on the Florida Grand Jury yet, which will be dealing directly with crimes that happened at and only at Mar-a-Lago (i.e.espionage).

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Feinberg says while the vote could come today, it could also be delayed.

I hope he's confident about putting himself out there like that.

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What's really galling is that most of his lawyers seem to be totally inept.

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House arrest is for sure the worst he'd be sentenced to. He will absolutely flee to Russia if he thinks for a second he might wind up in prison.

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It's more of a shrub.

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I know. Pretty soon we will be going on 8 years of PAB infecting our politics and everyday life.

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Good for you!

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