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Those rogue park rangers are one of the few bright spots in this admin.

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The entire tweet is a slap in the face to...well, everyone. It's like he's proud of himself (more so than usual) for refraining from saying he likes "people who don't get shot."

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I still think this is a Trump impersonator. His face just looks wrong for the real shit gibbon

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Their coco dynobites are still our 22 yr old's comfort food.

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Hold the sour cream and guacamole on my soft taco plate, por favor

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The "Wildcat" part doesn't suggest rigorous adherence to processes.

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If only we Coastal Elites would put down our avocado toast and listen.....

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Even better if you can use one half of the business to generate income for the other half.'I wuz jus' pointin' it at th' ceilin', I didn't know it wuz still loaded!'

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Can't blame them. Being sensible they assume that SOMETHING would have changed by now.

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It sounds like a front business for Yosemite Sam

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Instead of hiding under the Resolute desk.

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After a couple of years of constantly having to issue corrections amd clarifications, you would think someone in the White House Press Office would realize that what the president "meant" was not actually "obvious" and that maybe his mouth is what's the problem, and not everyone else's ears.

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but maybe a love of Buicks?

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No, Stephen, you're not being unfair. Not unfair at all.

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Conservative rhetoric is all about saying offensive, insulting things and then indignantly denying that they mean what they plainly do. Trump seems to be as adept at this as William Fuckhead Buckley, which is surprising, considering the gulf between their respective intellects.

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