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Catbird's avatar

Yes. Yes. Yes. This is exactly what it is.

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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

Had a bicycle paper route in 1972 that once included an article that Trump misunderstood was about his family.

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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

Trump is a toxic, malignant entity of sadness and destruction.

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gallbladder's avatar

And those are his GOOD qualities.

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Sleepmonger's avatar

I knew they would require a doctor's excuse, but it looks like I'll be showing up for jury duty and let them kill me instead of my doctor. Three days before Turkey Day too. Guess this year I'm the bird on the platter.

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JCfromNC's avatar

TMI, but you wanna talk about a bad time before Turkey Day? I'm scheduled for a colonoscopy on the 23rd.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

More room.

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Vi's avatar

Uh, we have it on the west coast too.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Oh, can't he just go AWAY?

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Non Doctior's avatar

why was the newspaper in his jogging suit?

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JCfromNC's avatar

My appetite will certainly have been whetted by two or three days of restricted diet followed by clear liquid only diet, not to mention regular doses of Miralax.

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harryeagar's avatar

I notice that trump, in his October motion, claimed there was a longstanding policy of not trying cases 'involving politicos' just before an election. Dunno what office he is up for today.

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harryeagar's avatar

trump paid no penalty for attacking Judge Gonzalo Curiel.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

There will be spontaneous street parties when he's finally shuffled off this mortal coil. Here in SF, you could tell when Biden was announced the winner even if you weren't watching/reading the news because there was so much cheering, people banging on pots and pans, people driving around blasting celebratory music, and then there was an impromptu dance party in the Castro.

I imagine the spreading news of his death will illicit the same, if not greater, response.

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rrjkr's avatar

thousands of people in PA who requested mail-in ballots weeks ago but never received them Too bad!

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