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There's also the whole issue of falsifying his business records concerning the Cohen payoff and then writing it off on the biz taxes as an actual Biz Expense. That's easily shown to be tax fraud.

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He's that much of a Jersey rube not to use HDTV makeup

“Of course he does his own makeup,”Jimmy Kimmel said Thursday, sharing an image of Trump’s face. “Look at this makeup. If a professional did this, they would be fired ― out of a cannon.”

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Thanks!

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I said a lot more in other, more detailed posts, but I think this captures the essence.

Because I still have lawyer brain, I was drafting some pretty good cross of Cohen in the wee morning hours. Let’s just say that he’d never want to go against me. Lucky for him, TFG’s attorneys are probably nowhere near as good as I am. 😁

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If there’s one thing we can be sure of, it’s that Trump knows he breaks the law more often than he breaks wind with rancid hamberder farts. It’s just that he really does believe the law doesn’t or shouldn’t apply to him.

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💖

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His roots are showing, too. Look at the hair around his temple.

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He's got no more value to Putin, so he's being discarded. The same way he's done with others his whole life.

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That's a bigly if.

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Maybe unindicted co-conspirator Donald Trump, Jr. shouldn't be tweeting pics of the judge's 34-year-old daughter.

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And he didn't even get to elbow aside some chief executive of an unimportant country!

Outrage!

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If Presidential = Indicted, then yeah.

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Knock it off. He had to be indicted. WTF is wrong with a country that lets every rich guy think he can kill us peons with no consequences. Enjoy your worries but my patience is all gone with those kinds of worries. I am against thinking we all have to sit back and take it. I am also against sitting around looking for signs in the past.

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so they didn't see or hear about it when it was happening live?

So it's entirely believable that they have never seen videos or photos of a mob climbing over scaffolding and busting through windows and doors at the Capitol. Or Jim Jordan and Lauren Boebert making fools of themselves during their kangaroo court hearings because they only show the first supposedly gotcha question, not the responses or the continued attempts to beat a dead horse.

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I am actually shocked that he even came in, thought he would make them extradite him. Though I guess it would be hard to run for prez when you can't leave FL

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