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I've stopped backing up my computer. If the drive dies, the NSA already has the contents, so I'll just get it from them.

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Farsi too. Anyone not speaking all three shall be deported.

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Chinese: yes; Russian: nohttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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this is the best assessment of the trump administration i have read.

also, fuck that guy.

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good.

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forget the noise. we just need to work on november.

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i want this so badly.

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NPR needs to stop doing interviews with his fucking base.

(i stopped npr funding for this reason, though my local station is awesome).

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It’s eleventybillion chess.🙄

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i wish the chinese would at least nut-punch Trump directly by hurting his business holdings somehow. Maybe revoke that trademark on his name in China.

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after a certain number of levels, it stops being chess and starts being shit-flinging.

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I believe the Sunday morning shows are mostly watched by other pundits . I follow politics and I don't know if I've ever watched one -- I always wait for the recaps.

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And in return Donnie gets a Chinese-built hotel in Indonesia. Now that he knows there'll be no pushback on his shit, he's stopped even pretending it isn't all about him.

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Why would they? It's just a reminder that they own him - well, the bits that Daddy Vlad doesn't.

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Доверяй, но проверяй.

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Donnie? L7, man, like from Squaresville.

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