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"Trump was humiliated the story leaked, just devastated. He started pathetically lying and saying he only went down to the White House bunker for an inspection, just a routine thing the Secret Service took him away from his other presidential duties (LMAO) to do."

Does that mean that Mike Pence was responsible for clogging up the White House toilets that whole evening???

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"Oh, he was just kidding!" said a MAGA.

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Does everyone know that a nano penis is smaller than a micro penis? It might come up in trial. I am generously leaving some high quality, low hangin fruit here.

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Just not much of it, heh-heh

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I doubt that Trump has ever shot a gun or rifle in his life.

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His fingers are too short to reach the trigger.

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He is a total coward.

Despite his admiration of Hitler, I don't think he'll repeat Hitler's method of relieving the world of him.

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You have to remember that when you put all 2,000 of the guys who stormed the Capitol on January 6, you have a combined IQ of 20.

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Any person who supported that attempted coup has an IQ of less than 20.

And they were not "tours," and you know it, unless YOU have an IQ of 20.

However, I have read your material and you are one of these:

1. A loyal MAGAt.

2. A 15-year-old of any age with a penknife to grind.

3. A troll with a penknife to grind.

4. A bitter old white man irritated that the America of John Wayne movies seems to be disappearing and is annoyed that he is no longer the object of respect, fear, and sex, particularly at family dinners, when nobody wants to hear about how he singlehandedly won the "big war," his anger at kids today and their twerking, nobody visits him at the senior citizens' home, and his goiter.

5. All of the above.

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I wouldn't hold my breath for the "mainstream"/"legacy" media to FINALLY tell the truth about the dangers of this guy. (AND, let us not forget, the entire R party and their fascist/ xtian-nationalist/ white supremacist supporters.) They are too invested in both sides-ing. It's not exactly new information either, ~10 years ago Noam Chomsky called the modern R party "the most dangerous organisation in human history”. He was, as he so often has been, absolutely correct. We would have been better off had we listened. Heck, we would have been better off had Congress not suppressed the FBI report on far-right infiltration and recruitment among law enforcement and the military.

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That is NOT a cat picture!

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I'd love it if Wonkette at least stopped heading articles with a photo of that orange anal prolapse. I don't want to look at it and if I want to share, I have to copy and paste!

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Say, you know WHO ELSE hid in a bunker?

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You made me lol!

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It never ceases to amaze me that a solid third of the country thinks this obvious thin-skinned, cowardly ball of hairspray and makeup that's never done a single honest day's work in his life is some paragon of strength and masculinity

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And was sent by the Deity. Mostly in the same way that Job got boils.

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“...while they tried to find a Thunder Shirt that would fit him.”

*snort*

Oh, Evan! Nice one.

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Fascists should always be taken seriously, and the best way to take them seriously is to mock the shit out of them because they CANNOT HANDLE IT. Hitler was furious that his favorite actor Charlie Chaplin made "The Great Dictator" at him. Spike Jonez had it right when he said we needed to heil right in der Fuehrer's face (in his case with M-1 tanks, but with #BunkerBitch votes will suffice). They are ridiculous characters and their myth must be punctured at every opportunity.

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But when you do that, even among educated people who should have a historical conscious about this shit, *you* become the bad guy.

I'm now known as a "hard extremist leftist" on a couple of local political blogs that are addressing the current M4L activity here in my supposedly "liberal" NoCal uni town.

When I correctly call their actions neo-fascist, I get lambasted for being "uncivil" and for "calling names" and when I talk about how I'm under no obligation to be nice to neofascists openly stripping people's rights (Paradox of Tolerance stuff), and how people should stand up and it took a whole World War to shut this down the last time it really got up and running, I get told I'm a hysterical alarmist and none of that will happen.

It's absolutely maddening. I expect better of my fellow human beings and am constantly being let down.

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What is M4L? I thought I knew all the fash groups.

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Moms for Liberty.

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Did you see today’s story about the M4L leader arrested in Collierville TN for stealing over $750 worth of merchandise? Now they’re “Mom’s For Thievery”

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In Target! Her coat must have bulged.

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Wonkette never drops the ball, just the mic!

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I hate that man with an unrivaled fury. Can he please just go away? The country has assuaged his ego for too long.

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Someone on another site related the story of being called for jury duty, and, during voir dire, one potential juror refused to respond in a civil tone despite repeated admonitions by the judge. He finally dismissed the juror and told him to leave by the side door he indicated. The man instead crossed in front of the judge to leave by the main entrance and gave the judge a big smirk along the way.

The judge cited him for contempt, jailed him without bail, and kept him there for four days.

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I love it a lot!

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Brain Bubble '24.

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I hate it when the president is a bunker hiding grifty rage-aholic mob boss. So glad old Joe won in 2020.

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Republicans are really hellbent on turning our government upside down. Extra-judicial killings are part the president's official duties. Meanwhile, High Crimes and Misdemeanors includes doing your job poorly or doing your job just fine but your job entails enacting policies that some people in congress don't like.

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I kind of miss the old Republicans, the Richard Lugars and Nancy Kassbaums. You might disagree with them but you respected them as people. William Weld ran against John Kerry for Senate in 1996 and it was an extremely graceful and courteous race with rousing intellectual debates. The heart yearns for a kinder time

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The white heart yearns for a kinder time, because those decent, respectful Republicans were just as shitty to black people as the current crop.

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I believe the shittiness towards black people was pretty bi-partisan in the past, and I certainly do not want to go back to those days. I am just tired of all the anger and needless drama.

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