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Trump: “My lawyers tell me all of my cases are going very well. We have E.Jean Carroll right where we want her, we’ve heard nothing from Judge Engoron in NY, so that’s apparently over, and my criminal cases are all winning, and they expect crooked Joe Biden to be arrested any day now.”

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i mean i just buy the junior mints at the theatre.

they're fresher.

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And the loan you have to take out has good rates......

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The cultists believe him. Unequivocally. Their news bubble is impenetrable; only the gospel from The Donald Christ is valid.

Btw: although “decomposed” worked, “decompensated” may have been the word you were thinking of.

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He’s not well. In fact, he looks like shit. The stress is doing lots of damage. Good.

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He’s obviously a lifelong narcissist, conman and misogynist who has lived his life trying to measure up by acquiring wealth, while stepping on people and lying to banks. He’s familiar with a certain level of conflict and chaos. But this is different. He’s losing civil cases that will truly hurt his bottom line, while struggling to respond to multiple indictments and endless lawsuits over business dealings and unpaid attorneys fees. He’s dipping into campaign funds, which are already depleted due to Trump using them as his personal ATM. One source claimed $50 million in campaign funds have gone to his dozens of attorneys, and several cases are just getting started. He’s a 77-year-old man with some serious health risks, like his longstanding obesity and 4-hour per night (probably less these days) sleep schedule. He must have made a deal with the devil to be able to sustain this much longer.

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Goodbye blue Monday!

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In all fairness , it WAS coordinated in the WH with the DOJ...during his term via AG Barr. People with dementia reference past memories as short term memory goes first.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/bill-barr-dismisses-criticism-of-doj-takeover-of-e-jean-carrolls-case-against-trump-its-a-little-tempest/

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"What penalties?"

. . . as far as I'm concerned.

Who does he think he's gaslighting? Surely his idiot voters weren't watching this.

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When any instrument comes into our lab that is this far out of tolerance, we usually ask the customer if they want to scrap it or should we just call the e-waste people ourselves.

Note: old electronics usually lose their abilities due to component aging. Heh.

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"... avian windmill murder and pussy." Thanks, Evan. I always wondered what could be going on up there, if anything.

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Wy didn't anyone inform the judge or the jury that the case had already been decided in the mind of the proven rapist Defendant "Vermin" Trump. How much money was wasted on having a trial?????

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Alert us when his mental decline extends to his cardiac decline.

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This is like a dream come true. I've also been predicting it for years, now. He won't make it to November before his head explodes. Can't wait and hoping it happens on live TV. I will be gleefully watching as they scrape gray matter off of the walls. Also, his spray tan is entering black face territory. Anyone remember tan mom?

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You think there's actually any gray matter in there?

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Grey dust. Like what isn’t a vacuum cleaner

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Remember? She's still a regular on the Howard Stern show.

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SCANNNERS BABY!

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"windmill murder and pussy"

I guess I'll need a new album title, damnit!

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TOTAL EXONERATION! YUGE VICTORY IN COURT OF APPEALS. It feels like January 6 where we all watched it happen live while grown men and women stare us in the face and call it a friendly tourist trip. I just saw a god's army participant wearing a t-shirt saying that the Capitol police killed Roseanne Boyland. You could tie them down and make them watch footage of what actually happened, and they still wouldn't believe you. They're mentally ill.

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There was an article about this in Salon, where Dahlia Lithwick and Molly Jong-Fast discuss this case, the award, etc., and how this particular decision broke Stinky's brain, because he actually and publicly incurred consequences. Toward the end of the article, one of them points out that the guardrails and rule of law aren't ACTUALLY as down as we thought they were, and that all it took was a judge with a backbone.

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