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I thought Omarosa was the cattle ranch in the all black cast relaunch of Bonanza?

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Mmmm. Discovery on the trump administration. I need a cigarette just thinking about that.

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Agreed, but you can make damn clear that you're doing it under protest, so you don't get your ass grieved six ways to Sunday.

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Just fyi, in that context "assault" probably is being used hyperbolically. However, it IS a really common misconception that assault has to be physical in nature. It doesn't - assault is defined in most states as the -reasonable threat- of bodily harm. Battery is bodily harm. So yeah, if Denson thought at any time she was in reasonable fear of being harmed/battered, assault may be a claim that sticks. Hard to prove, though, and doesn't take away from the general feeling of this being an ABSOLUTE SHIT SHOW.

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I hear we're privatizing the Army, which should open up ample opportunities to find profitable enemies, both foreign and domestic.

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$5F you are a treasure. A read all of your posts. IANAL but reading your work makes me feel like I understand legal aspects of the current shitshow in DC. Also too, pls no more disgusting GIFs.

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No, good news!

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I'm so conflicted about buying her book. On the one hand, I don't want to give Omarosa's duplicity and general Machiavellian ways any encouragement. On the other, it will really bug Trump if it sells well.

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That would be...interesting. Of course I don't want those men *actually* charged with sedition and treason, because that would be troublesome to them and their families. But if Trump actually takes up the suggestion...lordy.

Ghoulthing (can't be bothered looking up the spelling, you know who I mean) as prosecutor, trying to make out that pointing out the Dear Leader's ethical breaches and downright criminal behaviour is treason. Any semi-competent criminal defence lawyer conducting MF DISCOVERY on the entire Trump administration to establish that the defendants were about the only people who do NOT have close ties with Russia. Comey pulling out ALL his memos, and you KNOW he isn't the only one with a paper trail, because these are people who actually know what they are doing.

It would be GLORIOUS. Stream it on PPV, and you could make a sizable dent in the Deficit. I would pay hard cash money to watch Ghoolthing try and cross-examine John "Nothing Short of Treasonous" Brennan.

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I kind of hope Trump is dumb enough to try this. He listens to people like this Guandolo, who's singing such a lovely Trumpian lullaby.

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Stay strong. Or drink strong. Either way...

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god. this is my life monday and tuesday.

there is not enough rex for all this. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Yeah, Everything on Dove soap's TV channel is completely insane.

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Jessica Denson, David Denson's daughter?

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the hoist is when it goes off, and the engineer, standing too close, goes up.

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ye gods and little fishes, no!

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