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Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Are you sure about that 60 seconds, CHAD?

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I have one in my tool drawer.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Plan C from those assholes, when they get around to realizing they need plan C, will be pits and incinerators for the dead.

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pstokk's avatar

I know noone's ready for this, and it's far from certain that it's a good idea, but I think another round of impeachment is in order. The administration is killing its citizens through gross incompetence and corruption.

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Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

Keep trying. Can you pull a John Cusack and stand outside her window with a boom box?

Also I found this for you: https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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suziq's avatar

I agree, but really the actual adults are too busy trying to deal with the shitstorm going on now.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

At least it wasn't as bad as when Saigon fell in 1975. People were hanging on helicopter skids to get out of the country, helicopters were pushed overboard on ships to make room for incoming helicopters, people were being turned back at gunpoint by U.S. Marines, and hundreds of thousands of people were left to be sent to reeducation camps. Of course, Trump is still loose and twittering, and unlike the Vietnamese in 1975, I doubt any other country will accept fleeing Americans. Including Mexico and Canada. So we may see even worse bottlenecks. But from people leaving this time, not coming back.

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pstokk's avatar

I see it as part of dealing with the shitstorm. I suppose there are alternative strategies with a similar effect. Temporary government of national unity or something, a face-saving fig leaf to allow Pelosi and Schumer to get competent people into top positions at key departments. Because this level of incompetence and corruption will have a very high body count, and that would seem to me to upend all previous assessments of the proper way to do things and electoral calculus. Or maybe the states will manage fine by themselves. We can hope.

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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Hey Donnie Two Scoops: Maybe decimating the CDC's budget & doing away with that pandemic response team wasn't such a boss idea after all, hmmm?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Can't send Trump to a RE-education camp.

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kjsd's avatar

You're right, but I haven't (yet) had a downvote or a rant from anyone, so apparently it was obvious enough satire.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Time to invoke the 25th Amendment, Section 4.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Biff says he didn't do it. Maybe the pandemic response team fired themselves.

https://www.pbs.org/newshou...

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Since I was reminded of IKEA earlier in this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

IIRC, the question at the end translates as "Time to leave home?" (and get their own apartments, so they would need furniture, such as IKEA sells)

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calliecallie's avatar

I would like to see that animal actually ride that machine.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

That would have been so awesome if the giraffe had actually managed to ride the motorcycle.

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