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He better not rat on the bikers.

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I’ll never understand why people are so loyal to him when he shows continually that he’d throw them under the bus in a second

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Ta, Marcie. There's a movement to close Rikers. I think the protesters should take a break for the duration of the CFO's sentence.

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Amazing to me that he's accepting another stint in Rikers (very far from a Club Fed) rather than cutting a deal to testify. As Wookie Monster says, Trump must have something on him. Or, perhaps, is giving him something yuge.

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Whatever Trump has on Weaselberg must be really bad if he’s willing to go to jail twice for him.

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"In a short hearing, Judge Laurie Peterson asked Weisselberg if he had anything to say, and he grumbled “no, your honor.”" which, considering talking in court is why he's in so much trouble, was a good idea.

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Apr 10Liked by Crip Dyke

Damn senior recidivists!

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Trump can't do anything right.

"Trump Media’s accounting firm has a 100% deficiency rate from U.S. audit watchdog and counts Lingerie Fighting Championships as a client"

https://fortune.com/2024/04/08/donald-trump-media-accounting-firm-bf-borgers-audit-deficiency-truth-social/

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Slight OT: it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game “HOW MUCH DID DONALD TRUMP LOSE TODAY”

https://stocks.apple.com/symbol/DJT

A lot Bob. Hundreds of millions of pretend dollars more.

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Apr 10Liked by Marcie Jones

OMG Marcie this is perfect. You've given him all the respect he deserves.

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Apr 10Liked by Marcie Jones

The dumpy bird, also known as the "creeper chicken."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_Dumpy

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Maybe he shoulda ratted out those bikers after all.

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Steve Deace just realized now that Trump was using him and his fellow Xtians….

‘Lied to us for decades’: Christian conservative uncorks Biblical rant on GOP

Christian conservative broadcaster Steve Deace is not at all happy with the way that former President Donald Trump and many Republicans have run away from the issue of abortion rights.

Writing on Twitter Wednesday, Deace accused the GOP of pulling a long con on anti-abortion voters in the United States, as he said that they used the anti-abortion cause to secure votes while then running away from the issue once it became politically unpopular.

“We thought Roe was a shibboleth of the damned for Democrats, but it was for both parties,” he argued. “For it also allowed Republicans by and large to lie to us for decades… Now that Republicans have a chance to show they are sincerely pro-life, and act on decades of speeches and promises, they are by and large punting and cowering — starting with the guy responsible for overturning Roe itself. Now plenty of our own teammates are also showing they’re fine sacrificing kids on the altar of personal convenience, just like all the single moms in the Democrat Party.”

Deace wasn’t just content to level charges of hypocrisy against the GOP, however — he also had a biblical warning for all of America that God might soon get fed up with us.

“Some of the harshest moments in the Scriptures stem from when we embrace the killing of children,” he said ominously. “The final straw for Israel was when the people went down into the Valley of Ben Hinnom and cast their babies into the fire for the demon Molech, setting the stage for their diaspora.”

He ended his angry tirade by informing America that it could not possibly win in a fight against God.

“We are playing a very dangerous game as a people,” he said. “A game we cannot win. Don’t say we weren’t warned.”

https://www.rawstory.com/msn-uk/steve-deace-2667740613/?utm_source=push_notifications

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Oh well! Just another person ruining their life for President Klan Robe. Millions more seem to want to take his place. You would think at least some of them would learn, President Klan Robe will never reciprocate for you.

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When someone has a tic of saying "to be honest with you" and / or "to tell you the truth" -- a TIC, mind -- you want to watch them carefully with the question in your mind

"So this is an exception, then? That's not a regular habit for you?"

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While orange diarrhea assmouth flits about free as a bird, giving the collective of us the finger!

The rest of my thoughts are banhammerable...

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