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He was cute? There was a lotof alcohol served at those parties, obvs.

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That clip of Ted Cruz should be played in response every time he speaks, tweets or sends out a press release.

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If there's one thing Trump knows it's pedophiles. He sees one in the mirror all the time.

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Not gonna lie, he was kind of cute back then. He’s aged poorly.

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He spends his time fighting against the President of the United States? There’s a word for that.

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I'll take "Failures in Ethics" for $2,024, please!

I hope Mrs. De Satan breaks with her Stepford programming tonight and throws shoes at him.

Sweet Universe, let there be throwing of shoes.

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There wouldn't be any photos of Donald Trump hanging out with teenage girls, would there? (I swear to God, this guy's lack of self-awareness has to be one of his superpowers)

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Beer goggles.

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Trump

Bubbie

https://tenor.com/view/die-...

You gotta come up with a better name than Ron Desanctimonious

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But only the least respectable circles will dare utter it, because CIVILITY!

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Beer virtual reality helmet

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Like DeSantis, Ted Cruz originally refused to hit Trump the year before the primaries began, but when Trump insulted Heidi Cruz in March 2016, Cruz called him a "sniveling coward." Prior to his last stand in Indiana, Cruz said Trump was a "pathological liar," “utterly amoral,” “a narcissist at a level I don’t think this country’s ever seen,” and “a serial philanderer.” (This all remains true.) Even when Republicans insult each other it’s projection. 😆

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The before and after pictures of DeSantis are a reminder that he’s one of those people whose moral decline can be seen in his face. Tucker is another.

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It's like that old nugget- "the cream rises to the top" but replace "cream" with "fascist a$$hole"

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Cream rises to the top, but so does scum.

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I've just been reading "The Portrait of Dorian Gray"...

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