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Truly Madly Derply's avatar

Alternately:Q. How can you tell when Trump is lying?A. Bannon's lips are moving.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

But Moses invests!

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

I think the pocket flasks keeps them from being fired.

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

Can't remember who it was but I saw a Tweet recently that said:"If Heaven were real, rich white people would be hoarding Bibles, like they do everything else."So. Much. Truth.

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

No shit, I've been carrying security cash in my wallet since we started watching.I know I live in Australia and we're entirely too secular for that type of Y'All Qaeda fundamentalist regime, but still. :P

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

Urban Dictionary entry, stat. :P

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Mystery_Poster's avatar

I bet we could come up with a million of them.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

They just run for something in the nearest 3-tooth district. And get a job (with phat pension) for life (or 20-and-cash-out).

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Sophia for P.M. of Canada's avatar

We only got 2 episodes the first week and I was like "tell me they are going to run this every night" but no, 1 episode a week after the initial ones. Good to know it stays true to the story

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

When I first heard him say that bit of quackery I said to myself "I'm fairly certain that's bullshit, maybe I should investigate further. Then I was like 'nah, I got a life, and I already know it's bullshit, so why bother?'" Naturally it turned out to be pure, unadulterated bullshit.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That little bit gave me pause, too. I've never heard him say anything that didn't sound like it came out of the mouth of a child.

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ॐLinkinDreamsॐ's avatar

I never had to get an episiotomy in catholic school... is that a Christian thing?

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Sure fits the definition above--off ya go, frontless desk dolts.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Scene in Joe Heller's CATCH-22. High-ranking officers are monstering the mild earnest chaplain because they suspect him of being party to some kind of plot."Did you make the statement that atheism is not against the law?"The chaplain felt he was on firm ground here. He nodded. "Yes, sir. I did make such a statement. I made it because it is true. Atheism is not against the law.""But that's not a reason to go around saying so, chaplain, is it?"

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therblig's avatar

i miss my cicada killer wasps. we used to have a recurring group in our big flower pot out front. they're perfectly harmless to anyone except cicadas and seem to be quite inquisitive. most folks, including JWs, mistake their curious swarming as hostile, and since they appear in groups of 5-10, folks would generally move along to the next house. haven't seen them in a year or so.

also, they're pretty big and scary looking. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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