he's only doing it for the money, right - we all know this - he's trying to get the maximum amount of money from the rubes before he fucks off to a non extradition country
“By skipping the debates, Donald Trump may actually be helping Joe Biden because he’s giving Joe Biden an excuse for not debating Donald Trump,” Doocy said." Fat Donnie does not debate, he DEBASES everything he touches. And he couldn't get away with that Frankenstein stalking Lou Costello thing he did with Secretary Clinton, Joe would wheel around and knock him on his ass. And if it were me, Donnie would get a good kicking while he was down (pro tip- go for the kidneys and the temples)
Millions Expected to Watch World Lying Championship
By Andy Borowitz
August 21, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—Millions are expected to watch two legendary prevaricators face off for the world lying championship this Wednesday night.
The event is being characterized in some quarters as a generational struggle, as a fifty-four-year-old upstart seeks to wrest the crown of mendacity from an aging but still dangerous seventy-seven-year-old.
Those who favor the younger man’s chances in this battle of whoppers point to his role in the Dominion Voting Systems defamation lawsuit, which resulted in a payout of $787.5 million, dwarfing the three million dollars the older man was obliged to pay for defaming E. Jean Carroll.
But, according to the renowned promoter Don King, the chance of an upset is precisely what will attract millions of eyeballs on Wednesday night. “For lying fans, this is Ali vs. Frazier,” he declared.
So is the interview with Carlson going to be live? Doocy said taped, but he's on Fox, so who knows if that's true. If it is taped, though, I suppose that'll make things better in terms of any risk of those technical glitches Xwitter is becoming known for.
Talking about a Biden-Trump debate is a waste of time as the GOP pulled out of the Debate Commission. They can't not participate in something they've already said they're not doing.
he's only doing it for the money, right - we all know this - he's trying to get the maximum amount of money from the rubes before he fucks off to a non extradition country
Perry Johnson? He's lining up w/Trump?? Well, my mind's made up-- and I don't think I'm only speaking for myself. Trump/Johnson!! Who's with me??
The Aida thing baffles me. It's too stupid to be anything other than Trump hisself, but how the fuck would he even know the word?
Truly, tfg has a dizzying intellect
I'm late here, but...
“I don’t know how that would be, though. How could Joe Biden rationalize not going against Donald Trump?” Kilmeade asked.
(insert "bitch, please" gif here)
"Will you SHUT UP man!"
But if Biden doesn’t debate Trump, who will finally say, “will you shut up, man?” to him?
“By skipping the debates, Donald Trump may actually be helping Joe Biden because he’s giving Joe Biden an excuse for not debating Donald Trump,” Doocy said." Fat Donnie does not debate, he DEBASES everything he touches. And he couldn't get away with that Frankenstein stalking Lou Costello thing he did with Secretary Clinton, Joe would wheel around and knock him on his ass. And if it were me, Donnie would get a good kicking while he was down (pro tip- go for the kidneys and the temples)
Millions Expected to Watch World Lying Championship
By Andy Borowitz
August 21, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—Millions are expected to watch two legendary prevaricators face off for the world lying championship this Wednesday night.
The event is being characterized in some quarters as a generational struggle, as a fifty-four-year-old upstart seeks to wrest the crown of mendacity from an aging but still dangerous seventy-seven-year-old.
Those who favor the younger man’s chances in this battle of whoppers point to his role in the Dominion Voting Systems defamation lawsuit, which resulted in a payout of $787.5 million, dwarfing the three million dollars the older man was obliged to pay for defaming E. Jean Carroll.
But, according to the renowned promoter Don King, the chance of an upset is precisely what will attract millions of eyeballs on Wednesday night. “For lying fans, this is Ali vs. Frazier,” he declared.
So is the interview with Carlson going to be live? Doocy said taped, but he's on Fox, so who knows if that's true. If it is taped, though, I suppose that'll make things better in terms of any risk of those technical glitches Xwitter is becoming known for.
Why in the name of all that is holy would anyone want to give this jackass more of a pulpit?
Does anyone believe for an instant that he would actually answer any of the questions or follow any of the rules?
We're in the situation that we're in right now because PAB's enablers have been normalizing this horseshit for years.
Talking about a Biden-Trump debate is a waste of time as the GOP pulled out of the Debate Commission. They can't not participate in something they've already said they're not doing.
Trump doesn't want a debate EVER because he might be asked a question on policy, and Trump doesn't HAVE any policies.
so, the rest will be debating an empty chair? what a nostalgic throwback.
“But first, gentlemen, please shake hands.”
Trump: I’m going to kick your ass, motherfucker!
Biden: Yeah, I’m scared. By the way, how was booking in Atlanta? Pretty freaky, huh?
God, I f*cking hate Fox.They are pure evil.