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Haggie Maberman a third rate reporter? Insult to all the other third rate reporters! Haggie is Shitler's publicist.

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"Nobody is friends."

Kind of says it all about Trump and his whole life.

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"Dershowitz says I'm not guilty!"

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Narrator: "But instead of Baron's graduation, PAB went to a rally."

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May 12·edited May 12

"And break! Wherein Trump attorneys started howling that they don’t want Judge Merchan to admit a 1999 Trump interview with Larry King, where he claimed he’s an expert in campaign finance laws, because of course he did. The defense wins this one, for a change! No Larry King."

But did they? My initial reaction, whever Trump claims to the the world's foremost expert on something is that maybe he heard the word once of the Tee Vee, but knows literally nothing about the subject.

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Biden’s golf game is terrible? Does Biden even golf?

If he did (which I don’t think he does) he wouldn’t cheat, which everyone who has ever played with him, says the Yam does at every opportunity.

How does he get his diapers changed out there on the golf course, anyway?

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That used to be the job of Keith "Wet Wipes" Schiller. Right now, I don't know who the anus-sucker is. Any guesses?

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Thank you BarrettBlade777. Stormy’s been through a lot.

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That whole “freezing cold” moan just demonstrates yet again what an entitled asshat Shiter is, because any normal person would just WEAR WARMER CLOTHES.

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New invention... The Jacket!

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He can't wear warmer clothes because he thinks he looks sharp in those baggy suits and too-long ties. Wearing a coat or a sweater would undermine his soi-disant businessman image. Plus, he doesn't want to start the flop sweat going in addition to the tailpipe fumes.

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Why are his ties SO LONG every time I have the misfortune of looking at him I cringe at the way his tie goes all the way to his crotch

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Yeah, you’d think a rich dude would get his suits tailored and decent advice about how to dress. And he sits with his knees apart and leans forward so his hands are framing his crotch. So disgusting.

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But what if they go and fix the HVAC? What will he do then, sweat? It's cruel and unusual punishment. UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!!!

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RIGGED AND STOLLEN

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”Manafort, unlike Cohen, refused to break, make up stories to get a good deal.”

[𝙋𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚] 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧. 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙤𝙗, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨, 𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪. ART OF THE DEAL

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Hey, how do you bold in the comments section now? I can't find any formatting widgets or anything.

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Go to www.yaytext.com and you can bold and italic and do other stuff! Just enter the text, then select your poison, hit the copy button, and paste it on Substack.

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That photo of Stormy with her husband makes me smile. I truly hope she is as happy as she appears to be. She has gone through so much shite to get here. Her best line from testimony was when she said no one would be proud to publicly admit to having had sex with trump. For her sake alone we hope that dude isn't re-elected, because that's a zinger that leaves a mark and he'll cut through mountains to avenge.

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The thing I remember best about Gary Hart is that his birth name was Gary Hartpence, a surname he eventually shortened after getting sick of being dubbed Gary Hot Pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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And wasn't the yacht he got caught on called The Monkey Business?

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LOL the prosecution has President Klan Robe dead to rights. But the problem is, it doesn't matter unless we do our job in November. He's got a cult of millions strong and a rightwing media human centipede to spread FUD about Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

What we have is us, and we are powerful due to those numbers.

Mount up!

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"And as it it turns out Allen’s got a hush money deal of his own that we heard about for the first time on Friday, which will net him three installments of $250,000 for not testifying."

That seems like a little light illegality there.

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Have you guys seen this podcast? The guy does kind of a good imitation of Pres. OHJB's voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2myjAk8ak6Q&ab_channel=DarkBrandon

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“expense, they didn’t call it construction, they didn’t call it building something, or concrete, or an electrical cost, they called it very simply a legal expense to a lawyer, they called it legal expense, “

Is it just me or is Trump telling us all the other shady things he does to cook the books?

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"They didn't call it construction, they didn't call it concrete, they didn't call it concrete shoes, no, they didn't call it electrical cost for sealing some stupid rat's mouth shut with electrical tape and tying him up with electrical cord and tossing him in a cement mixer so it's a construction cost, no, they didn't do that, that would be wrong. Are you listening, Michael?"

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Ta, Marcie. No idea where next week will take us, but this weekend is fab so far. We found wood ear, and will use them in hot and sour soup.

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