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I honestly believe neither of these men know what words mean.

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interesting. this film was made in 1948, two years before Tailgunner Joe McCarthy started his reign of terror, throwing wild and baseless accusations around and seriously damaging democracy in this country by the same methods warned about here.

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PA side.

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I hope Trump is snorting Adderall again. And that it seizes his fat black heart.

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There was a campground over there we used to like back in the 80s - Espyville? Why that just came to mind I don't know. Long gone now tho, afaik.

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Tucker is oranger than Oompa Loompa. Is he auditioning for his VP?

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tuckem's is either 1) in serious shit with his boss and this is a public ritual shaming to bring him to heel or 2) a masochist

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well we knew that was coming - delay obstruct and deflect (cos he's guilty as fuck)

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unless the office was dusty and their allergies were playing up - it could happen...

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TFG: "Well, President Xi, the United States is ready to cooperate with China to advance our mutual interests."

Hot interpreter: "The American stooge says, 'If you go into Taiwan, you won't hear a peep out of me.' Also, he just slipped me his phone number, says his wife is having kidney surgery."

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Nuclear can be very warm. But then, it can end up very cold afterward. I don't suggest putting nuclear in your pants.

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That’s more likely than anyone being reduced to tears at the sight of him.

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Needs more flab.

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Why not both?

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I take comfort in being pretty sure PAB hasn’t gotten laid in a long time, certainly not without somebody paying for it.

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“He talks about people like they're snazzy brand new 1970s Cadillacs. Top of the line. Unparalleled luxury. Wood grain dashboards. Tail fins.“

You forgot the “rich Corinthian leather,” although to be fair it’s currently slathered all over Trump’s face.

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