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Dianna Deem's avatar

America is not (currently) led by Americans! Now we're being led by Putin's Puppet!

SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

The other 0.4% abstained because they didn't understand him. Their translators were laughing too hard.

cleos_mom's avatar

Don't forget the idiots who voted for him.And the idiots who voted third party.And the "conscience voters" who wrote someone in.And the people who left the top of the ballot blank ("I just couldn't vote for 'Hillary' ")And the people who voluntarily didn't vote. (See below)

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cleos_mom's avatar

But look at it this way -- wouldn't it be infinitely worse if they took him seriously? Think about it.

cleos_mom's avatar

And any of them who don't vote richly deserve to be laughed at the first time they complain about the consequences.

cinerina's avatar

Thank you so much for sharing that.

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

With trump and the Republican circus in town, I've no doubt I will.

Monty Market's avatar

Phasars on stunning....

Hiss's avatar

Please! Think of the poor, honest snakes! They would not donate voluntarily.Cockroach ichor is much more appropriate.

Hiss's avatar

Not his blood. His blood type. Can you imagine Trump giving blood?

Hiss's avatar

His vision has deteriorated since he looked at the eclipse.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Oh good, so Muslims and Sikhs and pagans and anyone who doesn't follow a Judeo-Christian path can now look forward to 100% protection under the law from this administration, right Donald?

..Donald?