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I'm so surprised that you are being so hard on Judge Boxwine. Do you know how hard it is to be a functional alcoholic if you can't keep hydrated?

Just look at Pete Hegseth!

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I got my new, post-radiation-treatment PSA score today: 0.08.

That's zero point zero eight.

Allow me to translate:

𝙒𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙀!!!!!! 𝙔𝘼𝙃𝙊𝙊!!!!!! 𝙔𝙄𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙀!!!!! [cartwheels while fireworks go off]

A high risk is 4 or above. That score means my PSA level is effectively trivial, which means THE TREATMENTS FUCKING WORKED!!!!

I'm not out of the woods yet. They'll keep monitoring my PSA, tiny as it is. But even if it goes up a little, as long as I'm asymptomatic, I should be OK. As in, not gonna die of cancer.

So the month of treatments, of delaying breakfast until 11 and fretting over my bodily functions (trivial), of pain when I urinate (ongoing and definitely not trivial, but decreasing steadily), were worth it. As is the ~$3.5K it'll cost me out of pocket.

SO relieved. Especially with the Biden news weighing over me like an omen. (Stupid to take that personally, but I'm not always rational all the time.)

And of course I'm grateful I'm one of the lucky ones in this country who can afford cancer treatments in the first place.

And of course I'm resentful that in this country, that's a matter of luck.

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