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Lamashtar's avatar

LOL

"We were just asking."

Lamashtar's avatar

Loyalty oath not valid in all nations. Prior oaths to Constitution may conflict with Loyalty oath. Consult your lawyer.

Lamashtar's avatar

This one got me "YAH BOI! Y'all got SERVED. Whatchu gonna do, homey?" ::twiddle fingers, kiss noise::

https://twitter.com/alt_fec...

Lamashtar's avatar

::grumbles because perjury requires being under oath::

nightmoth's avatar

From your pen to Santa's eyes, I hope.

nightmoth's avatar

There are more ways than eating to express porcine affection.

nightmoth's avatar

You mean with bacon?

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

True, and I shouldn't have used the legal term. That said, I don't doubt that Trump's request would have been the same, under oath or not.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Dear America:Please arrest this evil loser of a 'president' the moment the door of AF1 opens. Trust me, you'll thank me later.Love and brohoofsBR

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Nah, Pence is in this up to his eyeballs. He's smart enough (just barely) to not blab about it all the time, unlike his boss.

smusherface's avatar

Attempted obstruction of justice is still a crime, just like attempted murder.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Well, I happen to know she does, but you didn't hear it from me.

Querolous's avatar

Lima beans are trayf?

Querolous's avatar

Your incarceration may vary.

persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

But you know, as long as his puss-grabbing hands can signs tax cuts to the T - what's a little obstruction of justice, eh..?

Mike Steele's avatar

Guess you'll have to ask Christie what went wrong, Donnie. We, too, watched Sopranos, and Tony could get the subject dropped with a mere 'fuggedaboudit'. Looks like you're a just a lightweight (ha!) loser.