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Lamashtar's avatar

LOL

"We were just asking."

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Lamashtar's avatar

Loyalty oath not valid in all nations. Prior oaths to Constitution may conflict with Loyalty oath. Consult your lawyer.

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Lamashtar's avatar

This one got me "YAH BOI! Y'all got SERVED. Whatchu gonna do, homey?" ::twiddle fingers, kiss noise::

https://twitter.com/alt_fec...

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Lamashtar's avatar

::grumbles because perjury requires being under oath::

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nightmoth's avatar

From your pen to Santa's eyes, I hope.

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nightmoth's avatar

There are more ways than eating to express porcine affection.

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nightmoth's avatar

You mean with bacon?

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

True, and I shouldn't have used the legal term. That said, I don't doubt that Trump's request would have been the same, under oath or not.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Dear America:Please arrest this evil loser of a 'president' the moment the door of AF1 opens. Trust me, you'll thank me later.Love and brohoofsBR

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Nah, Pence is in this up to his eyeballs. He's smart enough (just barely) to not blab about it all the time, unlike his boss.

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smusherface's avatar

Attempted obstruction of justice is still a crime, just like attempted murder.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Well, I happen to know she does, but you didn't hear it from me.

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Querolous's avatar

Lima beans are trayf?

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Querolous's avatar

Your incarceration may vary.

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

But you know, as long as his puss-grabbing hands can signs tax cuts to the T - what's a little obstruction of justice, eh..?

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Mike Steele's avatar

Guess you'll have to ask Christie what went wrong, Donnie. We, too, watched Sopranos, and Tony could get the subject dropped with a mere 'fuggedaboudit'. Looks like you're a just a lightweight (ha!) loser.

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