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jmhm's avatar

Is he ashamed of Trump now?

Zor-El-ahrairah's avatar

To those Americans whose support he has yet to earn, he may not have won your votes on November 8, but that's no reason to bother hearing your voices. He only wants to bask in the glow of those who adore him, and for the rest it's just a great big fuck-you.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Are his female fans going to line up to be groped?

DahBoner's avatar

"Office of Government Ethics" gushes over Trump in tweetstorm.https://media2.giphy.com/me...Mind. Blown

Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Sudetenland? The region from Ohio and KY (har) all the way South? Which part haven't they already seized?Now I will read the post.

Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

On CBS: Medical shrooms. O kay.

Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

He's still campaigning, so let's all keep it up.

Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Fump is not hiding his health problems, just ask any shrink.I can't start to elaborate, did not take PSYCH 101.Just remembered, Mrs God made me Napoleon.Oh, what's that baby? She says "No I didn't!"

BigHorn's avatar

Can I get another new doll please Doc, this one's worn out.

Vel Venturi's avatar

I'm hoping this will be like an Ice Capades type of thing.

Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

I kind of want to get his autograph and crumple it up right in front of him.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Of course silly. ALL books will be burned, except Mein Kampf, I mean The Art of the Deal.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Well, he can't. Everything he does stems from his desperate need to pretend he has a normal-sized one. Wait, he could put a real-looking fake penis in his pants, and whip that out! You know, you're right. He will do that.

Smibo's avatar

What horrifying health problems is Donald Trump hiding?

I'm going with fecoencephalopathy. I know, that's technically not a correct answer because he consistently fails to hide it, but still.

(On edit): You know what would be fun, Doc? If someone were to do a regular weekly column, focusing on everyday ordinary Americans who suffer from that particular malady, yet seem curiously unaware of its associated social stigma, or perhaps lack the support group necessary to recognize that such stigma even exists. I bet that column would rock! It (and its unallowed commenters) would provide a valuable public service, what with the intervening as the support network those hapless victims so desperately need and all. I for one would be an avid reader who looks forward to it every week.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Maybe interpretive dancing or something? And I guess Meatloaf might still be around.