Bring your own torch! President-elect Trump is pretty chuffed about winning the election and all that, but you know what he really misses? Campaign rallies! So why should he have to stop having campaign rallies just because the election's over? He's the president-elect, he can do what he wants! So starting with a rally in Cincinnati today, Trump's
To those Americans whose support he has yet to earn, he may not have won your votes on November 8, but that's no reason to bother hearing your voices. He only wants to bask in the glow of those who adore him, and for the rest it's just a great big fuck-you.
Fump is not hiding his health problems, just ask any shrink.I can't start to elaborate, did not take PSYCH 101.Just remembered, Mrs God made me Napoleon.Oh, what's that baby? She says "No I didn't!"
Well, he can't. Everything he does stems from his desperate need to pretend he has a normal-sized one. Wait, he could put a real-looking fake penis in his pants, and whip that out! You know, you're right. He will do that.
What horrifying health problems is Donald Trump hiding?
I'm going with fecoencephalopathy. I know, that's technically not a correct answer because he consistently fails to hide it, but still.
(On edit): You know what would be fun, Doc? If someone were to do a regular weekly column, focusing on everyday ordinary Americans who suffer from that particular malady, yet seem curiously unaware of its associated social stigma, or perhaps lack the support group necessary to recognize that such stigma even exists. I bet that column would rock! It (and its unallowed commenters) would provide a valuable public service, what with the intervening as the support network those hapless victims so desperately need and all. I for one would be an avid reader who looks forward to it every week.
Is he ashamed of Trump now?
Arm bands.
To those Americans whose support he has yet to earn, he may not have won your votes on November 8, but that's no reason to bother hearing your voices. He only wants to bask in the glow of those who adore him, and for the rest it's just a great big fuck-you.
Are his female fans going to line up to be groped?
"Office of Government Ethics" gushes over Trump in tweetstorm.https://media2.giphy.com/me...Mind. Blown
Sudetenland? The region from Ohio and KY (har) all the way South? Which part haven't they already seized?Now I will read the post.
On CBS: Medical shrooms. O kay.
He's still campaigning, so let's all keep it up.
Fump is not hiding his health problems, just ask any shrink.I can't start to elaborate, did not take PSYCH 101.Just remembered, Mrs God made me Napoleon.Oh, what's that baby? She says "No I didn't!"
Can I get another new doll please Doc, this one's worn out.
I'm hoping this will be like an Ice Capades type of thing.
I kind of want to get his autograph and crumple it up right in front of him.
Of course silly. ALL books will be burned, except Mein Kampf, I mean The Art of the Deal.
Well, he can't. Everything he does stems from his desperate need to pretend he has a normal-sized one. Wait, he could put a real-looking fake penis in his pants, and whip that out! You know, you're right. He will do that.
What horrifying health problems is Donald Trump hiding?
I'm going with fecoencephalopathy. I know, that's technically not a correct answer because he consistently fails to hide it, but still.
(On edit): You know what would be fun, Doc? If someone were to do a regular weekly column, focusing on everyday ordinary Americans who suffer from that particular malady, yet seem curiously unaware of its associated social stigma, or perhaps lack the support group necessary to recognize that such stigma even exists. I bet that column would rock! It (and its unallowed commenters) would provide a valuable public service, what with the intervening as the support network those hapless victims so desperately need and all. I for one would be an avid reader who looks forward to it every week.
Maybe interpretive dancing or something? And I guess Meatloaf might still be around.