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motmelere's avatar

I'm already sick of this jerk complaining about congress being broken while pretending that one more MAGA jackoff in the senate will fix it.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wait a minute. Asshole wants to tear down a perfectly good bar just so he can replace it with something that isn't a perfectly good bar?

What an asshole.

DrBDH's avatar

Hovde the Asshole also once complained that, unlike the sturdy, strong farmers of yore, today’s farmers are fat and lazy from sitting on tractors all day long. But the most asshole thing this Asshole did recently was have his wife do a Katie Britt style defense of her billionaire California banker husband from what may or may not be their living room (not kitchen - the tradwife wing of the Republican Party is learning, slowly) in an ad all about what a prince of a guy he is, from Wisconsin don’t cha know. Trump having laid claim to all the Republican ameros, the party is finding guys rich enough to self-fund their election run (ie, buy a Senate seat), including this Asshole. Send Tammy Baldwin money.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Carpetbagging creep from CA.

Tosca's avatar

What an arsehole. Anyone trying to influence the vote of my 87-year old father, or his 95-year old sister, is going to have a BAD day.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Ya know, I'd heard the guy was from Laguna Beach CA, but all I see on his wiki page is born and raised in Wisconsin, moved to DC, then back to Wisconsin. Whar California?

Edit: OK, he's got a 2nd home in Laguna. I mean, who doesn't? (I don't).

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I also don't have a condo in Tahoe.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

You're better off.

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Garden variety carpetbagger, then. A traitor to both states.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Why does he look like Geraldo Rivera’s illegitimate twin brother?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Do you think maybe these old people have children, grandchildren, and even great-grandchildren and they care about their futures?

eliz_'s avatar

Aw, man, I remember the shuffleboard table at the Silver Dollar. Boo.

This guy sucks all around, obviously.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

"Well, if you're in a nursing home, you only have five, six months’ life expectancy. Almost nobody in a nursing home is in a point to vote."

Compassionate conservatism, ladies and gentlemen.

PaulDietzel's avatar

"Almost nobody in a nursing home is in a point to vote." "in a point to vote." What do that mean? Does any Republican know how words work?

BTW, I didn't google this Hovda or Hvoda asshole but I did just send fifty bucks to Tammy Baldwin.

Darth Trad's avatar

And why let your servicepeople vote? They could be killed before the ballot is counted. Not like they are interested in America anyway, sitting in a foreign country full of possible migrants and illegals and not bothering to round them all up into camps.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Remember, these are people who said Grandma should just die of Covid for the sake of the economy.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

It’s weird that Dems aren’t continually pointing that out

insert_something_creative's avatar

That's what it reminded me of too.

Bruce's avatar

They said Grandma would be glad to die for the economy.

Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Also, conservative stupidity - my mother's generation is overwhelmingly Republican.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Today's Challenge:

Please name a person that the proven rapist Defendant Trump has endorsed who wasn't a complete asshole.

Just one.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

But how does he feel about Gaza?

LoCoJo's avatar

That header pic is giving me "Swinger who nobody wants to swing with" vibes.

William Donnell's avatar

Perhaps he's not an asshole, and preordained harmony dictates that he simply exists in the same time and place as the assholery thus giving rise to the illusion that he is the cause of said assholery.

In which case God is an asshole.

3FingerPete's avatar

I'd like to hear how Zuckerbucks came into the cities and pushed out Democrat votes. How does that work?

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Regarding: "He’s an asshole, and a banker, and he’s mostly from California."

Specifically, Laguna Beach, California. Or, as he probably calls it, the Laguna Beach part of Wisconsin.

wavicles's avatar

Laguna Beach, the Arizona part of Orange County.