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I'm already sick of this jerk complaining about congress being broken while pretending that one more MAGA jackoff in the senate will fix it.

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Wait a minute. Asshole wants to tear down a perfectly good bar just so he can replace it with something that isn't a perfectly good bar?

What an asshole.

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Madison libelz!

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Hovde the Asshole also once complained that, unlike the sturdy, strong farmers of yore, today’s farmers are fat and lazy from sitting on tractors all day long. But the most asshole thing this Asshole did recently was have his wife do a Katie Britt style defense of her billionaire California banker husband from what may or may not be their living room (not kitchen - the tradwife wing of the Republican Party is learning, slowly) in an ad all about what a prince of a guy he is, from Wisconsin don’t cha know. Trump having laid claim to all the Republican ameros, the party is finding guys rich enough to self-fund their election run (ie, buy a Senate seat), including this Asshole. Send Tammy Baldwin money.

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Ta, Dok. Carpetbagging creep from CA.

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What an arsehole. Anyone trying to influence the vote of my 87-year old father, or his 95-year old sister, is going to have a BAD day.

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Apr 10·edited Apr 10

Ya know, I'd heard the guy was from Laguna Beach CA, but all I see on his wiki page is born and raised in Wisconsin, moved to DC, then back to Wisconsin. Whar California?

Edit: OK, he's got a 2nd home in Laguna. I mean, who doesn't? (I don't).

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I also don't have a condo in Tahoe.

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You're better off.

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

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From the Wisconsin dem party https://www.californiahovde.com

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Garden variety carpetbagger, then. A traitor to both states.

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Why does he look like Geraldo Rivera’s illegitimate twin brother?

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Do you think maybe these old people have children, grandchildren, and even great-grandchildren and they care about their futures?

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Aw, man, I remember the shuffleboard table at the Silver Dollar. Boo.

This guy sucks all around, obviously.

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"Well, if you're in a nursing home, you only have five, six months’ life expectancy. Almost nobody in a nursing home is in a point to vote."

Compassionate conservatism, ladies and gentlemen.

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"Almost nobody in a nursing home is in a point to vote." "in a point to vote." What do that mean? Does any Republican know how words work?

BTW, I didn't google this Hovda or Hvoda asshole but I did just send fifty bucks to Tammy Baldwin.

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And why let your servicepeople vote? They could be killed before the ballot is counted. Not like they are interested in America anyway, sitting in a foreign country full of possible migrants and illegals and not bothering to round them all up into camps.

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Remember, these are people who said Grandma should just die of Covid for the sake of the economy.

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It’s weird that Dems aren’t continually pointing that out

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That's what it reminded me of too.

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They said Grandma would be glad to die for the economy.

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Also, conservative stupidity - my mother's generation is overwhelmingly Republican.

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Today's Challenge:

Please name a person that the proven rapist Defendant Trump has endorsed who wasn't a complete asshole.

Just one.

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What an asshole.

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But how does he feel about Gaza?

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That header pic is giving me "Swinger who nobody wants to swing with" vibes.

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Perhaps he's not an asshole, and preordained harmony dictates that he simply exists in the same time and place as the assholery thus giving rise to the illusion that he is the cause of said assholery.

In which case God is an asshole.

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I'd like to hear how Zuckerbucks came into the cities and pushed out Democrat votes. How does that work?

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Why do so many right-wing men just look like assholes.

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Because they are? No, that’s too easy.

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No, I think you're right. My thinking about this has become very uptight.

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No gay friends. Well, out and confident gay friends.

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Curious, that.

Also too, why do so many *seem* like ghouls?

Life's full of mystery!

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