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fuflans's avatar

wonkette jr you need a cocktail break.

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Christ .... where does one even FIND such clothing? I live in NYC, and I'm pretty sure I'd have to mail order that outfit -- probably from a semi-creepy website.

chascates's avatar

And Mark Kirk, senator from Illinois, is still gay.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Condi's old news! Pony Pals are all about Calista Gingrich's spherical head now.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Ursula definitely is still Supreme Sovereignness of the Pony Pal Nation!

Spurning Beer's avatar

Greater metropolitan Peoria is totally gay, folks. Caterpillar Tractor? It's like a diesel-powered antique shop. Peoria makes Provincetown look like Lubbock. Totally gay. There's no queen like a Lutheran queen, you know.

PsycWench's avatar

That photo needs a blingee, if only to introduce Wonkette Jr. properly to the joy of blingees.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>, this guy... very aggressively fought against the protection of hate-crimes legislation for homosexuals attacked for being homosexuals</i> Well, do you need more proof, really? Paging Larry Craig!!

TundraGrifter's avatar

That's the worst outfit I've seen since I spotted a tourist on Market Street in a Full Cleveland.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Today we are all Schock.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Ok. He is is really hot. And cute. What a crying shame. I would never vote for him, but I'd do him for sure ...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can anyone explain this abundance of closeted gay Republicans? Is it some sort of self loathing fetish? Can we blame their parents? I mean blame them for being Republican not gay. I don't get it. It's like they want to be publicly spanked. Jesus man! Why areyou hanging out with a crowd that thinks you need a lobotomy to cure your gayness?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Aaron Schock. I'd wear his ring......on my dick!