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fuflans's avatar

wonkette jr you need a cocktail break.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Christ .... where does one even FIND such clothing? I live in NYC, and I'm pretty sure I'd have to mail order that outfit -- probably from a semi-creepy website.

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chascates's avatar

And Mark Kirk, senator from Illinois, is still gay.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Condi's old news! Pony Pals are all about Calista Gingrich's spherical head now.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Ursula definitely is still Supreme Sovereignness of the Pony Pal Nation!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Greater metropolitan Peoria is totally gay, folks. Caterpillar Tractor? It's like a diesel-powered antique shop. Peoria makes Provincetown look like Lubbock. Totally gay. There's no queen like a Lutheran queen, you know.

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PsycWench's avatar

That photo needs a blingee, if only to introduce Wonkette Jr. properly to the joy of blingees.

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>, this guy... very aggressively fought against the protection of hate-crimes legislation for homosexuals attacked for being homosexuals</i> Well, do you need more proof, really? Paging Larry Craig!!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's the worst outfit I've seen since I spotted a tourist on Market Street in a Full Cleveland.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Today we are all Schock.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Ok. He is is really hot. And cute. What a crying shame. I would never vote for him, but I'd do him for sure ...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can anyone explain this abundance of closeted gay Republicans? Is it some sort of self loathing fetish? Can we blame their parents? I mean blame them for being Republican not gay. I don't get it. It's like they want to be publicly spanked. Jesus man! Why areyou hanging out with a crowd that thinks you need a lobotomy to cure your gayness?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Aaron Schock. I'd wear his ring......on my dick!

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