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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

I was literally waiting to hear Gaetz call him his ward.

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sillyclucker's avatar

He looks like evil Donny Osmond.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Does Gaetz seem the type to wait?

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

And all of them nasty.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Nestor: "Why did you want me to buy these bags of lime, Daddy Matt?"

Gaetzstein: "Oh, no reason...."

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

There's a ball joke in there somewhere, but I ain't touching it

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Only reason Matt has that job is because his daddy bought it for him.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Answer? No.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Something fishy going on here....

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Beg pardon? You monkey boys don't want our best.Besides, the stars arent right yet.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Nestor is White, as many Cubans are. In that picture Fuckard Carlson appears to have the darkest skin. Nestor is Whiter than Fuckard Carlson.

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Sons of Ares's avatar

So, who's the bottom and who's the top?

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Sons of Ares's avatar

That whiteness is self-reported, which is the proper lens to view that sweeping statement "as many Cubans are."

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Next on Fox News: Prop son has scripted thoughts about the dangers of being black.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

A coffee boy?

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