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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i usually don't punctuate a lot, and i aint no usa-ian

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PattiLeigh's avatar

Yeah, they can't see the truth their heads are stuck so far up Drumphs ass but they'll suck the life out of you by using up the oxygen in the room shouting back at you so I just drop those friends.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I was mainly referring to the LGBTQ+ community as well as various ethnic groups

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

adolf would've loved to have that sort of power tho... it wasn't a perfect parallel

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Monty Market's avatar

wears suits instead of ballroom gowns.

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Harbinger08's avatar

For the life of me I can't understand how a man who made a trademark out of displaying a stupidly befuddled expression became a TV talking head, even for the extreme right. I would love to dig Bill Buckley up and reanimate his corpse just so I could demand an explanation, and confront his blackened soul with the ultimate fruits of his labor: a pack of braying idiots.

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BobbyWatson,CommercialTraveler's avatar

This is classic abuser shit, by proxy. "Look what Harris 'made' him do!"

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Putin Sucks's avatar

He likes a lot of attention so ignore him. He loves pissing sane people off so they'll talk about. Pathetic puke.

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glenglish's avatar

I dunno about the armchair psychiatrist, alotta Tucker's followers are about as smart as the armchair.

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glenglish's avatar

You may try digging up Limbaugh first. After that POS succeeded in surpassing Buckley, Tucker has been trying to maintain something just to the legal side of Alex "Reflux" Jones.

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Harbinger08's avatar

Can't dig up Limbaugh. He's just a burning pool of grease in Hell.

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glenglish's avatar

You have a point but come to think of it, Limbaugh is even worse. When they invent a fire extinguisher that can handle nuclear meltdowns, we may try digging up his dirtbomb carcass.

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Cryny's avatar

I'm surprised she didn't go with "Well, that was a smart argument to get himself off the hook legally." Y'know, smart like Trump not paying taxes. I'd imagine if most of his viewers were confronted with this they'd just say he was gaming the system, which is admirable.

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Cryny's avatar

Me too. It's not bad because he's sucking another man's cock, it's bad because it's Putin's.

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ORAXX's avatar

Tucker Carlson tries to present himself as an expert on geopolitics, and yet he could never get hired by the State Department or Pentagon in any capacity. He's a trust-fund dilettante, convinced of his rightful place in the ruling class as a matter of his birthright, just doing what such people do. Making the world worse than it has to be.

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Daboondocker's avatar

The FBI needs to investigate Fucker Carlson to see if he is an unregistered Russian agent just like Elena Branson

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