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That photo will never, ever, get old.

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Jesus Fuck, these people are such fucking whingy weirdos.

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as someone on the innertubes said that day "oh look! the conservatives are mad at candy again"

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OMG! I almost plotzed. Fuck Ted Cruz.

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I am so pleased I get to thanks George Soros for driving this dumb schmendrick down the road to perdition and mockery.Oh? I wasn't supposed to say the quiet part out loud? Carry on.

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Beloved Spokescandies is the name of my Go-Gos tribute band.

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I love their cross-promotional song for Arby's: We Got the Meat.

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Guess Who's Coming After Dinner?

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Dick joke emporium. Suck it up, Francis.

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There goes your monthly check! Gonna have to cut back on the avocado toast!

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Let's all remember Tucker as a guy that ranted publicly over his outrage that he did not find his mediocre candy insufficiently sexy

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If there is a boycott of M&M's by assclowns, that just means that many more for the rest of us to splurge on.

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"They can't stand the fact that candy isn't political! But we're grateful it's not."--The grown man who just spent two minutes raving about candy mascots

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A fat M&M? The shape is identical to the other 2 M&Ms which I assume are the peanut type.

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