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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

That photo will never, ever, get old.

freakishlyterrified's avatar

Jesus Fuck, these people are such fucking whingy weirdos.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

as someone on the innertubes said that day "oh look! the conservatives are mad at candy again"

Carpeperdiem's avatar

OMG! I almost plotzed. Fuck Ted Cruz.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I am so pleased I get to thanks George Soros for driving this dumb schmendrick down the road to perdition and mockery.Oh? I wasn't supposed to say the quiet part out loud? Carry on.

Joe Beese's avatar

Beloved Spokescandies is the name of my Go-Gos tribute band.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I love their cross-promotional song for Arby's: We Got the Meat.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Guess Who's Coming After Dinner?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Dick joke emporium. Suck it up, Francis.

jezdukowski's avatar

There goes your monthly check! Gonna have to cut back on the avocado toast!

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Let's all remember Tucker as a guy that ranted publicly over his outrage that he did not find his mediocre candy insufficiently sexy

fawkedifiknow's avatar

If there is a boycott of M&M's by assclowns, that just means that many more for the rest of us to splurge on.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"They can't stand the fact that candy isn't political! But we're grateful it's not."--The grown man who just spent two minutes raving about candy mascots

pixeloid's avatar

A fat M&M? The shape is identical to the other 2 M&Ms which I assume are the peanut type.