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DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

That photo will never, ever, get old.

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Jesus Fuck, these people are such fucking whingy weirdos.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

as someone on the innertubes said that day "oh look! the conservatives are mad at candy again"

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

OMG! I almost plotzed. Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I am so pleased I get to thanks George Soros for driving this dumb schmendrick down the road to perdition and mockery.Oh? I wasn't supposed to say the quiet part out loud? Carry on.

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Joe Beese's avatar

Beloved Spokescandies is the name of my Go-Gos tribute band.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I love their cross-promotional song for Arby's: We Got the Meat.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Guess Who's Coming After Dinner?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Dick joke emporium. Suck it up, Francis.

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jezdukowski's avatar

There goes your monthly check! Gonna have to cut back on the avocado toast!

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Let's all remember Tucker as a guy that ranted publicly over his outrage that he did not find his mediocre candy insufficiently sexy

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

If there is a boycott of M&M's by assclowns, that just means that many more for the rest of us to splurge on.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

"They can't stand the fact that candy isn't political! But we're grateful it's not."--The grown man who just spent two minutes raving about candy mascots

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pixeloid's avatar

A fat M&M? The shape is identical to the other 2 M&Ms which I assume are the peanut type.

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