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Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

Perish the thought.

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Alpaca22's avatar

fair enough. Only going by stuff I glimpsed on twitter

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shivaskeeper's avatar

There we go. Whataboutism to changing the subject to avoid answering anything and claiming some victory.

All of your points were addressed. Both the original points and your follow on deflections. You have no answer because you are fundamentally incapable of doing more than a surface reading of anything. Once we get past the surface and you run into anything you don't have a meme worthy answer for, you deflect to new topics and pull a written version of a Gish Galllop and get further and further from your own OP.

Every single time you get pointed back to your original topic you flounder.

It's good you learned a new word though. I'm not quite sure how "Ukraine should defend itself from Russian aggression because they have the right to self determination and have made it clear that they don't want to be under Russia's bootheels" is an extreme position. You do you though.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Yeah, that's waaaay too young to die of cancer. Of course, I had a little girl around the corner from me who had cancer. Luckily, she was treated and lived.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

When does he become a cath cowboy?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

The Ukrainians basically McGyver-ed the whole war, too. I suspect their tactics will be studied at West Point in the future.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He gave a half-assed salute like that in 1940's Germany, and they would have fucking shot him.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It was all performative. They didn't need to have a plan, a system, or even basic knowledge of the procedures they needed to get any info. All the needed to do was look busy for the cameras.

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Boojum's avatar

Woman is yak, especially in winter

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Tosca's avatar

Get 100 people attracted to men in one place. Ask them who they'd rather climb like a tree - Carlson or Zelenskyy. I can't guarantee the answer will be 0-100 because there are weirdos in the world, but Zelenskyy's gonna come out the heavy winner. This makes Tuckums sad.

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rick's avatar

Cucker Tiresome = Walking, talking colon exit

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rick's avatar

Not sure anyone would pay to see THAT.

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Catbird's avatar

One hundred apparently sane people.

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

Glenn Beck, Bill O'reilly, Roger Ailes (deceased) Eric Bolling, Ed Henry........welcome to the former Fox "News" employee slime pit of obscurity Tuckems.

I left out Megyn and Gretchen because, basically, they quit (and sued the shit out of the Murdochs)......Megyn is still an asshat.......

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priceofcivilization's avatar

“In his mom’s shed”. I fixed it for you.

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priceofcivilization's avatar

I like how they discourage people from converting. Opposite of all 10,000 branches of Christianity and Islam (and Mormons).

When there’s a knock at the door it’s either mormans, Jehovahs witnesses, roofers, or pest control. I think there’s a joke in there: hire the latter to keep away the former?

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