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Quick. Give him a schtikl of fluoride.

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I think he thinks you whip out your dick, or something?

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Young and naive would be my guess.

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He'll never get over his mom abandoning him.

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But that's linear Boolean logic. He prefers the convoluted, circular, or pretzel varieties.

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Bet it'd be underwhelming.

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Getting paranoid? Sure sign of a troubled mind.

Did he perhaps say some thing(s) around Wallace, before the man skidoo'd out on them? Is there a chance Tucktail may have regretfully forgotten there was an actual 'journalist' wandering the halls of Fauxland?

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We’re all soulless harpies, apparently.

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Our precious bodily fluids!

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Christ, what a theatrically fragile little shit.

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Ol' Tuck is confused how facing death might make one operate with a bit more gratitude and humility?That's just being a non-sociopath. INCONCEIVABLE!!!

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Maybe he's noticed a drop in his precious bodily fluids.

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I’ll try to keep it straight, but I has a confused, because lady brain.

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How's your earthenware vessel?

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My!I am going to have to step into the power room to wring out my scanties, now!

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