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Asking my bohunk neighbor if Hitler invading Czechoslovakia back in the day was one of his good things is one of my favorite things to do. His grandparents definitely wouldn't agree.

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Some people may think she is attractive, but I have always found Tulsi to have the most punchable face since James O'Keefe. A former cult member, she has no principles whatsoever, which makes her a great fit for the MAGA cult. Her eyes are dead.

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She was never a Democrat. She is a narcissistic grifter, a party of one, but she has aligned herself with the MAGA cult.

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I thought the appropriate Hawaiian phrase for Ms. G was not "aloha", but rather "fuck off".

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I thought they were hilarious. There's no accounting for humor.

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T-shirt and tote bag made in China obvs

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I really wonder how much more the MAGA grift train can take. Seriously, her trite act is being done by lots of others, all also begging for money.

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Gee, I guess it was just so unsatisfying being a nominal Democrat, because then you don't get to just let the racism and the LGBTQ hate hang all the way out. What a relief to finally not be under any constraint and just let your asshole flag fly.

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I miss National Lampoon

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Me too.

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High school newspapers reminds me of a story. I'll never forget the time the vice principal had a couple of my buddies cut and gouge pieces of linoleum, which were then photographed and used to illustrate an article showing the damage "horseshoe cleats" did to our precious school floors. Witnessing that combined with listening to Frank Zappa and the Mothers "I'm Losing Status at the Highschool" and my path in life was set.

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I'm from Oahu and have been posting/commenting for years now on the bizarre cult Tulsi grew up in here. [Krishna/Christian what a combo LOL] Well, finally a reporter has actually reported on it:

https://www.yahoo.com/now/t...

Chris Butler is a total kook who has always claimed to be a surfer yet I have never seen him catch a wave he simply paddles around with that goofy creepy cult smile on his face. Tulsi also brags about her surfing but in fact she's pretty much a scrub who tries to rip, but cannot.

This is one very bizarre cult and you'd think that was the weirdest and ugliest she could be, but you'd be wrong as she and her Dad, a local Honolulu area Con Job, for years produced an anti-LGBTQ local television program where they railed against The Gay on camera. For reasons unknown they decided to shoot it outside in the blazing Hawaiian sun so old Pops Gabbard sweats like a demon in hell himself while going on about dudes who want to get married going there.

Why did she get elected in the first place? She's Polynesian and Polynesians are going to vote for Polynesians ... you can say what you want but after what the haoles have done to us it makes more than perfect sense regardless.

Aloha Kakou

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Perhaps you too remember his tv show on Olelo in the 90s? Now that is real hate.

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Scumbag sellout Samoan Con Job hater ... that's Pops Gabbard.

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Beans and Rice anyone ???

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