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DeathOfIrony's avatar

It's all the bacon

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Tom65's avatar

Can you imagine the stunts Sarah the Half-term Princess would be pulling right now?

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Khavrinen's avatar

So you're saying more than half of all humans are bananas? Sounds like a low estimate.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I know it’s just this photo; I KNOW. But does anyone else see Abbott as the developmentally disabled son of Mel Brooks? Liz, I cannot unsee it.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

The true measure in the Florida v. Texas series has been how many executions carried out in a given time period. Has been since the Bush brothers started the race years ago.

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fifthdentist's avatar

"If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas." -- Mark Twain

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fifthdentist's avatar

That's money that maybe won't be going to GQP election campaigns, at least.

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H-Bob's avatar

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

He was prior to Molly Ivins's time.

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Maybe's avatar

Someone once said that we could believe that corporations were people when Texas executed one.

Looks like Florida beat them to it by executing Disney.

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Maybe's avatar

Anyone remember the movie "The Money Pit?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Nancy Naive's avatar

definitely a precursor, if indeed he said it. But then, somebody serves as inspiration to somebody else.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They probably "confiscate" all their belongings, too.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Funny, (we have some wonderful Wonkers on here from Texas), but I never feel safe when driving through Western Texas, as I have done multiple times, those long dry empty stretches of highway, creep me out on a visceral level. I do like Galveston, Houston, and San Antonio, they are lovely cities.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Le Hemorroid Le Page.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

From Liberty, or Bob Jones U?

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