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No idea. They retained their name if they were. Marine Federal Credit Union. I can’t recall, but I remember researching, at the time, the regulations on holds. I think they may have changed in the last couple years (could be wrong), and it’s because of the increased bank fraud. Still, the unaccountability is my bigger problem. They have MY money, so anything at all that stands in between me and MY money needs to explain itself.

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But doesn't he know that socialism BAD, and millions dead, and VENEZUELA?! neglects to mention the millions killed by capitalism.

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[faints dead away]

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You see, this is why Felicity Huffman had to be released early on her 14-day jail sentence, to make room for riff-raff such as this hardened criminal.

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I grew up in a part of PA that was a democratic stronghold until Trump told them he'd bring the coal mine jobs back. Now instead of being angry undereducated racists, they're angry undereducated racists with a leader!

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Everybody H-A-T-E-S US Bank. "This is not who we are." You're right. You're much, much worst that that.

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Did Wells Fargo make you open eight bogus accounts?

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Judge Smails: "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them."https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Probably thinks jail will be a nice place for a sick lady to get help. Fucking bastard.

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hah hah no, but I do have an account for each one of my adult family members who, uh, needs some help adulting. So I'm sure I helped one of their bankers hit their targets.

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"Menser's case has attracted the attention of Pennsylvania's Democratic lieutenant governor, John Fetterman, who's also calling the sentence overly harsh . . . . Fetterman offered to pay the grocery chain $120 in restitution from his own pocket."

Uh, does Fetterman know that the governor's office could lift a finger and have her sentence commuted?

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Too bad they didn't steal something with less of a penalty attached to it, like an election.

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Concern is nothing compared to thoughts and prayers.

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Mens reas? I'm not surprised. The law shits on men, especially white men, every chance they get. It's not my fault I've got a reas they can fuck with.

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There's always hope. Periodically, it gets so bad that something snaps, and the tumbrels just start tumbreling.

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