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"How can America be just a nation of flexible ideas?"

The same way it always has.

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Why did God make so many mediocre white men?

Asking for a friend.

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It's ok to be mediocre, the bad part is when you get so pissed off that you're mediocre that you feel killing a lot of people will make you feel more...effectual.

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Dear Bruin Republicans: the indigenous people of the American continents would like to have a word regarding "replacement". Actually, two words. Can you guess what those words might be?

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I was going to phrase it as "the entire Dine' nation on line 1", but this will do.

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If "the plan" is to replace the kind of fuckwits that spew out this kind of vile horsehit with non-vile-spewing decent humans, then let's move from "theory" to actuality toot sweet, morans! Sounds like a great replacement to me!

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Honestly, I don't see anything for the new MAGA party to condemn. I'm surprised Shapiro wasn't all in.

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Gotta love the woe-is-me vibe: "I just wanna be racist. Is that so wrong??"

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If loving America is wrong, I don't wanna be white.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Ta, Dok, for deploying that absolutely necessary kitten.

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Ben Shapiro was a Bruin Republican?

Now that makes sense

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I assume Oski resorted to his fainting couch.

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Not Twitter anymore. It’s Xitter, with the X pronounced like Premier Xi (thus “shitter”).

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LOL, Hannah Gadsby "deadnamed" twitter on her new Netflix show.

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the w is silent

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I'm kinda thinking that these assholes are yanking our chain!

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Cue these fools' spokesman (no way they'd allow a spokeswoman or spokesperson) blaming everything on the actions of some former or currently censured member who "doesn't represent the values of Bruin Republicans" in 3, 2....

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I got "we've been hacked" for a fiver

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Will the Bruin Republicans at UCLA be migrating to the Central Valley to become unionized farm laborers when harvest season comes? If all the immigrants who harvest our food are deported, who's left to pick the vegetables?

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I remember a few years ago Georgia here passed a strict immigration law and then all the immigrants, even many of the documented, said "Fuck y'all" and left.

Then the fruit and vegetable growers lost millions of dollars of crops that literally rotted in the fields.

The state reacted by sending parolees out to do the work. And those folks, who could technically have been sent back to prison for refusing a job, all walked off the job within a matter of hours.

One farmer I talked to said one women, not sure if she was a parolee or not, got there, saw what the work was about, and immediately called someone to come pick her up.

Because "Fuck that shit."

It's goddamn hard work. And it's hours and hours of it, repetitive movements picking stuff by hand.

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All those brown people ran down to friendly Florida and got work.

Now, they had to hie back to the Peach People because Ron DiSappointus thought he could ride his swarthy (but white) Italian skin into the White House on nothing but pure bigotry.

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In the weather, whatever that weather may be. Shit housing. Who knows what access to bathrooms, and not for a mere eight hours.

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My my, all this hullabaloo about race mixing, just to get a bunch of stump-dumb cousin-fuckers to reliably vote for tax cuts for billionaires.

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It's called hybrid vigor. Suddenly, a line of white people has actual chins introduced into their genome.

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"White girls get raped and murdered by migrants every day"

and if anyone would know it'd be the migrant rapist Andrew Tate.

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Yeah, he has no credibility beyond that.

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This sounds likebad parody, but, then again, they are RW Repubs, so who knows?🤷‍♂️

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