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No, it is not the same thing.

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Last week the police KILLED a black man who often gave them free meals, so where's the ROI for these small businesses? They lose money and support shitty people at the same time!

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VIRTUE SIGNALING

Am I doing right, chuds?

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Most of these dumbasses couldn't find RI on a map if their lives depended on it.

The rest of them would assume the the shop is in Newport, because that's the only town they've heard of.

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i'll save them the trouble . . . they can just give them to me for disposal.

[ i promise, they will all go to waste (or my waist) ]

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the ones that don't like donuts would each take one and visibly drop it in the waste basket.

[ then you demand they get it out of there (attracts ants) and dispose of it properly . . . or you could pluck it out and make them eat it! ]

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Liberty Cabbage.

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Kinda makes me wish I lived in Rhode Island. I like donuts. Especially ones flavored with social responsibility and justice.

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He Is So Boston! I am dead.

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I lived in Rhode Island for thirty-something-ish years, and was an enthusiastic customer at Allie's. Great donuts.

You'd think that police would shy away from calling attention to the stereotype of cops as donut-scarfing idiots. Not that there's anything wrong with scarfing donuts.

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The ones with jam in the middle are called "Berliner" in Germany or "Kreppel" (Frankfurt area) or "Krapfen" depends where you come from ...So do visit Germany - you'll get both Dough Rings and Donuts :-)

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I'm going to see if I can order a dozen from them online. Just to let them know that not all of humanity is terrible.

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See if you can order online!

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doughnut | ˈdōˌnət | (also donut)nouna small fried cake of sweetened dough, typically in the shape of a ball or ring.• a ring-shaped object, in particular a vacuum chamber in some types of particle accelerator.

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Vice President Mike Pence says who you love gives merchants the right to refuse service.

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So the local nutzo Nazis are leaving fake 1-star reviews on this menu site = https://www.menupix.com/rho... - if you have REALLY had donuts there, go give 'em a thumbs up!

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