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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Isn't he with Rosario Dawson? Woo hoo!

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Also I don't own a TV

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zak44's avatar

It'll take more than that to get daddy's little DILF on his shit list.

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george lastrapes's avatar

But she's always attempting to moderate his worst impulses.

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Batty Cat's avatar

Which is why they may win. Real Patriot Americans© know that crimey scum are 200% better than VenzeuAcorn commie redistributing cheaters. Because crimey scum will stop the 'bortions any day now.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Cordelia is the one who wouldn't suck up to daddy. So Ivanka is the anti-Cordelia ??

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That makes me think of this one.

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kermit's avatar

*sniff*

I always cry at family movie heart-warming endings.

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Querolous's avatar

Slovenian devotion ends on Jan. 21, 2021

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Querolous's avatar

VW would be a stretch for him.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Marla obviously did her best to keep Tiffany away from her older half-siblings (and their mother, and their father, and all the friends of the family who always seemed to "like them young").

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Let's not get o existential. Lindsey's about to lose another alpha male, and there isn't much on the horizon to attach to? Marco Rubio? Ted Cruz? Tom Cotton? Bargain basement compared to McCain and Cheato.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Awaken Kraken!Kraken Partaken!Faken Kraken!Kraken Breakin'! Electric Boo-hoo!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

If you rearrange the letters in "Rosebud" it spells "I am going to burn in hellfire."

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Morans! it spelt "Brians!"

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, the Master Race.

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