Did any good political news appear in your editor's inbox this afternoon? Oh here's something that looks very relevant: The manufacturer of a brand of hard corn-syrup candies has arranged for samples of this item to be glued to an underwear model, for display on a television network tonight. We know for sure this famous New York publicity firm meant for us to have this information, because the email was sent specifically to your editor's work email, at Wonkette. Old candy stuck on some sweaty model's butt, this sounds very compelling!
If you can find it, there is an old jazz song "The Candy Rapper" that I would highly recommend! You'll get your full of Butterfinger jokes and many, many more.
"Cracker Jack! You're better than the Three Musketeers!"
Oh this is just disgusting. I will not participate with the usual juvenile comments. *twitching* *sweating* Gahhhhhhyhhhhhhhh! LET’S EAT! *shame*
Careful there sport, or you might wind up with a Baby Ruth.
She's a lesbian?
You'll need a Butterfinger to get her warmed up before you put your Tootsie Roll in her Mounds.
(My god...this thread has brought out the worst in me.)
<i>If you build it, they will come.</i>
She looks good enough to eat. The candy does too.
Are you implying she is a fudge packer?
If I wanted to watch idiots I used to care about dance like desperate white people I would go to my family reunions.
In kisses? I handed these out this year for Halloween, they have not made them since 2008, am I a bad person? <a href="http://www.thechocolaterevi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thechocolatereview.net/2008/11/20/hers...">http://www.thechocolaterevi...
Sprinkles! <a href="http://www.eveningwood.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.eveningwood.com/wp-content/gallery/sex...">http://www.eveningwood.com/...
Like some sort of 10&quot; long rod pretzel?
If you can find it, there is an old jazz song &quot;The Candy Rapper&quot; that I would highly recommend! You&#039;ll get your full of Butterfinger jokes and many, many more.
&quot;Cracker Jack! You&#039;re better than the Three Musketeers!&quot;
Chew on this: &quot;The Candy Rapper.&quot; <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/452301/the_candy_ra...">http://www.metacafe.com/wat...
All the candy bar jokes are here - and many more we couldn&#039;t think of. It&#039;s the original - and still the best.
A little extreme, but if it stops the TSA gropers, I guess I can support it.
Oh this is just disgusting. I will not participate with the usual juvenile comments. *twitching* *sweating* Gahhhhhhyhhhhhhhh! LET&rsquo;S EAT! *shame*
Be careful - or you&#039;ll end up with a Baby Ruth.
&quot;I Want Candy...&quot;
Her torso is two-tone...her right leg is Boehner orange and her left leg is sort of a &quot;smoker&#039;s mottle&quot;. What gives?