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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Careful there sport, or you might wind up with a Baby Ruth.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She's a lesbian?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You'll need a Butterfinger to get her warmed up before you put your Tootsie Roll in her Mounds.

(My god...this thread has brought out the worst in me.)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>If you build it, they will come.</i>

She looks good enough to eat. The candy does too.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Are you implying she is a fudge packer?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

If I wanted to watch idiots I used to care about dance like desperate white people I would go to my family reunions.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

In kisses? I handed these out this year for Halloween, they have not made them since 2008, am I a bad person? <a href="http://www.thechocolaterevi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thechocolatereview.net/2008/11/20/hers...">http://www.thechocolaterevi...

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Sprinkles! <a href="http://www.eveningwood.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.eveningwood.com/wp-content/gallery/sex...">http://www.eveningwood.com/...

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Like some sort of 10" long rod pretzel?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If you can find it, there is an old jazz song "The Candy Rapper" that I would highly recommend! You'll get your full of Butterfinger jokes and many, many more.

"Cracker Jack! You're better than the Three Musketeers!"

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Chew on this: "The Candy Rapper." <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/452301/the_candy_ra...">http://www.metacafe.com/wat...

All the candy bar jokes are here - and many more we couldn't think of. It's the original - and still the best.

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Mahousu's avatar

A little extreme, but if it stops the TSA gropers, I guess I can support it.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Oh this is just disgusting. I will not participate with the usual juvenile comments. *twitching* *sweating* Gahhhhhhyhhhhhhhh! LET’S EAT! *shame*

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Be careful - or you'll end up with a Baby Ruth.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"I Want Candy..."

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Her torso is two-tone...her right leg is Boehner orange and her left leg is sort of a "smoker's mottle". What gives?

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