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malsperanza's avatar

Let's not forget the fun folks in the Law School, who enjoy writing think-pieces about how selling babies to the highest bidder is good for the babies (because: rich people make better parents).

That said, Obama taught at the other end of that program's interesting color spectrum.

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malsperanza's avatar

Just ask the people of Chile.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You're both winners... here... have some upfists!

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Querolous's avatar

Old Deuteronomy will out last them all.

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

OK but don't forget the populations between the countries are pretty not close to the same, so the stats you want to use are gun related death rates...

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Even the offspring, vegan as he is, loves that place.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

USA is still number 1 there. By a huge margin.

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fuflans's avatar

oh come on, we're not THAT close to canada. proper canadian invasion would be MI. and i'm on a bike today.

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fuflans's avatar

we got one at the corner of wilson and broadway (pretty much the most dangerous intersection on the north side). never been in it.

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dshwa's avatar

"Medical faculty were apparently supposed to show up for work and serpentine through the parking lot."

Welcome to health care. We had a shooting in the street outside our front door, and we all still had to come in. It's one of the prices you pay for working health care, no matter what's happening, you have to come in to work.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

It was a dangerous place even back in the '70s. Then there was prof. Ioan P. Couliano, assassinated in the religion department's toilet in '91.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

The mentalities are quite different.

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Manrico Troncelliti's avatar

You are about as funny as a broken leg. You should seriously consider growing up.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Sadly, it was a guy threatening to shoot 16 white men, preferably police, one for each bullet that struck Laquan. Because why should the wingnuts have a monopoly on the homicidal crazies.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Nice hat, soon-to-be-deleted commenter.

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bobbert's avatar

"Cloudy With a Chance of Bullets" was a favorite of my kiddos, back when they were kiddos.

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