8 Comments

We still have higher milestones to reach: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_years_war">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_years_war">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

<b>USA! USA!</b>

Expand full comment

Let us also not forgot W's classic "Bring it on!" Good luck to your son.

Expand full comment

“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans, some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps. and uh… I believe that our education like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as… and, I believe our education over here, in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

Expand full comment

Speaking of wars and the games spawned by wars - What's up with the HomeFront ad? The same dude who worked on Red Dawn (near worst movie ever) sat down with his creative team and came up with...what? Red Dawn...but with a resurgent North Korea? North Korea...really? Why not China? Oh wait...didn't they get all pissy about how they were portrayed in C&C Generals? It doesn't do well to piss off our masters, thou knows.

Silliest premise ever.

But wait...maybe not. We're going to war with Korea sooner rather than later. What better way to get fresh young <strike>cannonfodder</strike> men to get fired up about kicking some gook ass?

Jesus wept.

Expand full comment

From the picture: Camo uniforms with reflective belts. Yes...I understand why. But you still have to laugh...Camouflage AND High Visibility Belts

Expand full comment

I am certainly no historian, but I believe that in 18th century England, when the terms "liberal" and "conservative" took root, liberals were the ones with an appetite for adventuristic wars, and conservatives were the homebodies who wanted to be frugal.

Expand full comment

Not only did we win the useless war contest, but it generated an eloquent slur to be used against the homeland of Sarah Palin fans: Dumfuckistan.

Expand full comment

And if you're married you can pick up that burka that your wife has always wanted. No more bad hair days!

Expand full comment